UHH... HECKIN' WHAT?

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

ppl who hate wearing socks to bed what have U got to lose?? why deny urself warmth and comfort??

but me feets overheats

WHOA

I beg your FUCKING pardon

As far as I know, this does hold true in every situation. Albinism is a condition where the body produces no pigment at all, so the eyes would appear pink or red from the blood vessels of the retina showing through. Leucism, on the other hand, does not affect the pigmentation in the eyes, so they would appear normal. If anyone knows of any cases where this isn’t true, feel free to chime in.

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

I’m detecting a strong suburban Massachusetts upper middle class purgatory aura from this post.

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

SICK!