Scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen

German Summer is drinking 2 beers at 1pm, smoking like a chimney and complaining about tourists breaking Mittagsruhe

One drop of alcohol enters my body and I wish I was born a boy

How do you decide between two guys??

Man weiß, dass man einen ganz schlechten Schlagerfilm schaut, wenn sich in der Werbepause Teleshopping und Tierschutzorganisationen um die Sendezeit streiten

Hansi Kraus spielt halt legit nur queer coded Charaktere

Wie er lässt sich die Haare rauswachsen nachdem er sich mal als Frau verkleidet hat?!

Nothing enrages me more than people with helicopter parents

What tf were the directors thinking when they put him in drag for one movie and then made him grow his hair out for the following ones?!

Only watching films from the 60’s is another kind of calming

Just kill me already