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@lyndseyrolfe
Unfortunately my only forte is school. School and sitting on my ass, eating food and watching Netflix.
...Netflix? But aside from that, those are the most boring fortes ever. How can you stand either of those things when all you do is stay still?
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Why yes, yes it is. Spare my ego and pretend to consider playing-along.
Honestly, he’s a hero. I am living in the shadow of a true God. Oh, to go back to the days of rotary dials and when everyone’s name was “Morty”. Or at least, where I was from, that was the case.
Give me a real reason to spare your ego and I might pretend to consider not tearing it down.
How are you, a mere and boringly average mortal, ever going to live up to it? Ew, I take it back then. Who on Disney possibly thought making "Morty" an actual name wasn't the worst idea of their decade?
Keeping certain thoughts to myself has never been my forte. But whatever.
What exactly is your forte then? because I can't see one.
You didn’t deny it, so it’s a win in my book.
My grandpa told me he had to wipe his ass with a leaf once during the war. So, obviously, I’m going to have to agree with you on that whole ‘especially wise’ theory.
Is your book so empty you need to count technicalities?
Oh, of course. People our age can only dream of one day achieving that kind of timeless grace and retrospective intellect. Stories like that are what make me wish I was born at a different era.
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You won’t care at all, but I like you. That may piss you off more, or that may make you smirk a little. Either way, I like you.
You're right, I really don't care at all. While it doesn't piss me off, my goal in life has never been to win a Miss Popularity contest, so you'd have been better off keeping that to yourself and gotten the same reaction.
Anything to touch me, huh?
And my grandma said the smell of pizza and black coffee didn’t attract.
You can think whatever you want if it means you'll let me.
He was right. But my grandpa told me that when your opponent was distracted by a crossroads of their own thoughts, you would best strike, so I think that generation was just especially wise.
I looked outside and was certain we’d get a snow day—then I realized we lived in the same building as our classes. I may or may not be tying a noose.
You need help tying that? I'm always willing to lend a helping hand.
Oh well. I’ll get over it.
I'm sure you will, sweetie.
Really? I haven’t heard of it. You could, come over and show me it?
Or I could do something that doesn't sound worse than repeatedly stabbing my eye with a tree branch.
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'Twerking?'
That's right. It's insulting to even watch it.
Apparently there's a thing called 'twerking' that passes a dance form on this planet. I have never felt so disappointed in so many people.
Hah! No. My mother tried but she’s full of bullshit a lot.
Mothers tend to be so that hardly counts.
Oh, this just keeps getting better and better.
Did someone tell you this was going to be enjoyable?
If the past two days is any indication of how my life is going to go, then I’ll be having a lot of shitty days. Don’t give up hope just yet.
Not enjoying your stay on this shittastic planet, sweetheart? So sorry to hear that. If it helps, you're bound to get a routine of suck down sooner or later.
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Splendid.
'Course it is.
No. But I am taking my shitty day out on you and you do not deserve that.
Oh, is this just how you get after a bad day? How disappointing, you almost proved entertaining.
