A fkin nerd

“prove it”

“What’s in it for me?”

“The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.”

the ad breaks are SENDING me

you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out

does anyone else have those moments where they just fall in love with being alive? like, maybe you’re in art class with soft music and you realize that this peaceful feeling is a part of life that you love and you want to just keep forever, and there are so many other parts of life too that are so wonderful and maybe existing isnt so bad after all

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

ain’t that how Jesus was born?

Merry Christmas