This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

Tuesdays are truly for the gays this season because what do you mean Motoko spends her summer vacations having lesbian orgies 😭😭 the OG girl kisser

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

as someone in the field of ecological conservation, I can promise without a shadow of a doubt that people DO care. SO MANY people care.

REMINDER: in this heat your body loses essential salts and electrolytes very rapidly.

....i have been reminded that this needs an addendum.