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@lynbvrn
❝ Hey, a little help with movin’ the couch. We’re makin’ a fort. ❞ from ( sally || ragdxlls )
“aye aye, cap’n.” jared saluted, positioning himself behind the couch. “where would you like it? i’m not big on fort desgin, so i need specific instructions.”
@ragdxlls
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❝ I haven’t cried like that since Titanic. ❞
“would you believe me if i told you i’ve never seen titanic? anyway,” jared shrugged, turning his head slightly. “anyway, i’m not crying. this is just. allergies.”
@starxlanguage
‘My body is a gift from God,’ Jared said gravely. 'Except for my hips, which are clearly a gift from the devil.’
Unspoken by Sarah Rees Brennan (via dkafterdark)
(m.j. pearl.)
* @lynbvrn — X.
❛ believe it or not, i think being friends with a PYROMANIC would be a lot.. s a f e r than being friends with a bunch of pranksters looking to get a good laugh & a couple thousand views on youtube. ❜
“people who set potentially deadly fires to feel joy versus digitally active assholes? neither option sounds appealing. that’s why the lone wolf path is the right way to go.”
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❝ Hey, a little help with movin’ the couch. We’re makin’ a fort. ❞ (etheriium)
“how come I get the couch and you get the pillows? i knew you only wanted me for my body. i feel used, i am more than just huge biceps and impressive abs, you know?”
@etheriium
❝ You see, that why i don’t let people close, you only get burned. ❞ ( beth // @youjcrks )
“i have a feeling you might be thinking about candles there. fireworks, camp fires, birthday cakes. stoves? either that or you need to stop hanging out with pyromaniacs.”
@youjcrks
❝ Are you fucking with me? ❞
jared looked down at his very clothed self, then back up at the stranger, completely ignoring the fact that he had just suggested forming a hot guys with gruesome facial scars club. “do you usually fuck with your clothes on and at a solid and safe two foot distance? no offense, but that sounds... boring.”
@godspccd
❝ Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❞
“i’m really more one of those guys who succeeds in one-upping everyone else’s story. but you already knew that — hey, it’s okay, man. you just need better stories. you know, ones that don’t put even a restless soul such as myself to sleep.”
@fuckncggets
maurathcbora:
boldxmemes:
BOLD all that applies to your muse! Feel free to add more!
Eyes: Blue | Green | Brown | Hazel | Black| Grey | Other Hair: Blonde | Brown | Black | Red | Ginger | Grey/White | Multi-color | Other Body Type: Skinny | Slender | Slim | Built | Curvy | Athletic | Muscular Skin: Pale | Light | Fair | Freckled | Tan | Olive | Medium | Dark | Discolored
Gender: Male | Female | Trans | Cis | No Gender | Other Sexuality: Heterosexual | Homosexual | Bisexual | Pansexual | Asexual | Demisexual | Other Species: Human | Undead/Vampire | Shapeshifter (Weres) | Demon | Angel | Witch/Wizard/Sorcerer | Incubus/Succubus | Other
Education: High School | College | University | Higher Education Living Situation: Lives alone | Lives with parents/guardian | Lives with significant other | Lives with a friend | Drifter | Homeless Parents/Guardian: Mom | Dad | Adoptive | Foster | Grandparents | Family friend | Other (Aunt) Relationship: Single | Crushing | Dating | Engaged | Married | Separated | It’s complicated
I’ve been: In Love | Hurt | Sick | Abused I have a(n): Learning Disorder | Personality Disorder (on the Aspergers spectrum) | Mental Disorder | Anxiety Disorder | Eating Disorder | Substance-related Disorder Things I’ve done before: Drank alcohol | Smoked | Done drugs | Stolen | Self harmed | Starved myself | Had sex | Had a threesome | Gotten into a fist fight | Gone to the hospital | Gone to jail | Used a fake ID | Gone to a rave | Killed someone
Positive Traits: Affectionate | Adventurous | Athletic | Brave | Careful | Charming | Confident | Creative | Determined | Fearless | Generous | Honest | Humorous | Intelligent | Loyal | Modest | Patient | Selfless Negative Traits: Aggressive | Bossy | Blunt | Cynical | Envious | Fearful | Greedy | Gullible | Jealous | Impatient | Impulsive | Insecure | Irresponsible | Possessive | Sarcastic | Self-conscious | Selfish | Unstable
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Zombieland Quote Memes
mementoxmei:
❝ I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. ❞
❝ Is that how you say hello where you come from? ❞
❝ I’ve never hit a kid before. ❞
❝ It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker. ❞
❝ So do you have any regrets? ❞
❝ Time to nut up or shut up! ❞
❝ Are you fucking with me? ❞
❝ I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency. ❞
❝ Twelve’s the new twenty. ❞
❝ You got taken hostage by a 12 year old? ❞
❝ Don’t kill me with my own gun. ❞
❝ I haven’t cried like that since Titanic. ❞
❝ Let’s play the quiet game. ❞
❝ You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❞
❝ It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❞
❝ You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❞
❝ You can do anything you want to a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac! ❞
❝ Where are the fucking Twinkies? ❞
❝ FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❞
❝ She’s only famous when she’s Hannah Montana! When she’s wearing the wig! ❞
❝ Oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s Ghostbusters. ❞
❝ Poor, fat bastard. ❞
❝ You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. ❞
❝ See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me! ❞
❝ Here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❞
❝ Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❞
❝ You wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❞
❝ Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❞
❝ Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. ❞
❝ Hey, a little help with movin’ the couch. We’re makin’ a fort. ❞
❝ Have you ever read that book “She’s Just Not That Into You”? ❞
❝ You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove half way across the country… where are you gonna go? ❞
❝ Thank God for rednecks! ❞
❝ You see, that why i don’t let people close, you only get burned. ❞
❝ Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❞
❝ Woulda? Coulda? Shoulda? ❞
jared lynburn moodboard.
blowin' up like a BOMB in the trenches one-way ticket and i'm running from H E L L dig a grave and a bottle of leeches here it comes, here it comes
tonight, darkness finds you right behind you, say your prayers. tonight, TROUBLE finds you it's inside you, say your prayers tonight.
- So thank you. I see things far more clearly now. - I’m glad to hear it. And you can go to hell now, for all I care.
