Everything Is Cool Man

“lives in my head rent-free” is such a strange expression. Does anything in your head actually pay rent?

the little mouse who lives in my frontal lobe is my only source of income

matthew grey gubler’s tweet about having one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate is way funnier when you realize he was doing criminal minds at the same time he was voicing simon from alvin and the chipmunks

i love asshole fictional men only <3 bc if they were real i’d attack them like a wild animal and tear them to shreds 

some people are like ohh if he was real id kiss him <3 ok well if he was real i would jump on his back like an ape ready to kill 

Quarantine? The hoe that made pulp fiction?

This joke was beyond ahead of its time

I don’t get the last one e.e

If it is empty and the other cars are full there is a reason you don’t want to learn that reason

^^^^^