the little sheep;

if we’ve never interacted, send the meme.

if we interact all the time, send the meme.

if you’re not sure if I ship it, send the meme.

if you’re not sure if it fits, send the meme.

if you’ve sent me a meme before, send another.

if you’ve sent me a thousand memes, send another.

if in doubt, send the meme.

[text] Hello? Did you forget about me? I’ve been waiting for you to pick me up for an hour!

[text] I just saw a man in a speedo and it reminded me of you. ♥

[text] I swear to drunk I’m not God. Shiit, wait! I fcked up!

[text] Your mom just asked if we’re sexually active. HELP!

[text] Pretty sure your drunk uncle just thought I was a stripper he knew. Not sure if I should feel flattered or grossed out.

[text] Found your shirt in my room. I’m keeping it forever.

[text] Are you getting my texts? Now I know how Anna felt…okay byeeeee.

[text] You really shouldn’t trust me with watching your kid for you.

[text] Okay serious question time. If I was a guy would you go gay for me?

[text] Guess who’s no longer a virgin?

[text] Okay but if you keep singing I Just Had Sex, you’ll never have sex again. Ever.

[text] So I went to buy alcohol for the third time this week and the cashier said he was pretty sure I had a “problem” glad I realized I’m a shopaholic!

[text] Sorry I told your dad he was hot and made things awkward.

[text] I’m hungry, you’re horny. Buy me pizza and I’ll eat it while you fuck me.

[text] I think a six year old just hit on me. I’m scared.

[text] People think I’m a slut, but what’s even funnier is I KNOW I’m one.

[text] I know it’s late, but I just thought about the time we stayed up all night talking. I miss that. I miss you.

[text] I wish you were here, my parents are fighting again.

[text] I’m cold, come cuddle with me.

[text] So I just bumped into your ex. That was interesting.

[text] Did you sleep with [name]? Everyone’s talking about it.

[text] I wish I could hate you. I really wish I could.

[text] Breaking up over text? I’m actually surprised that I can’t say that’s the worst thing you’ve done.

[text] I just need time.

[text] It’s not funny! I wasn’t wearing underwear that day!

[text] I’ve cried too much for you. I can’t do this anymore.

[text] Your mom scares me, I think she can smell my fear.

[text] Was that picture for me? What did I do to deserve that? Because…WOW.

[text] You can’t keep sexting me in class. The only body part of mine I should be raising is my hand!

Send a symbol for our muses to meet:

(^._.^)ﾉ A stray cat made its way into my muse’s house. Going to the address on the cat’s collar they end up at your muse’s door

♓ Both of our muses have been stood up in the same restaurant - seeing yours, my muse suggests they eat together

(*_*) My muse had fallen for yours - literally! Too busy staring, they weren’t looking where they were going and tripped right in front of your muse

☎ My muse has been locked out and your muse is the only neighbor at home

♒ My muse wasn’t looking where they were going and just bumped into yours, spilling their coffee everywhere

✈ Our muses are both booked on the same flight which has just been delayed

♨ Our muses both have the same favorite coffee shop. Today it’s unusually busy and they are forced to share a table

(✖‿✖) Our muses have been set up on a blind date together

/(◉౪◉)\ Our muses pass each other as they are both taking their dogs for a walk. Apparently having made best friends, the dogs refuse to be parted