A heart full of love

              keep the woman calm. “Don’t worry your pretty        little head. I’m here like I said I’d be.” she leaned        down to kiss the woman’s cheek. “If Eponine Jr. is        a nightmare, then so be it. We’ll figure it out.” She        had joked she would name the baby Eponine Jr.        before, and hoped it’d lighten the mood. She        worried the lark was getting too stressed, which        the computer said was bad for a baby.

“Don’t thank me. I’m here for you; through the whatever. Anything we got to deal with we got to deal with, okay?”

Eponine frowned, watching Cosette hold their baby. She had once thought she wouldn’t be able to love the baby like Cosette did, but from the moment their daughter was born, Eponine would kill for the baby. (not that Cosette would allow that..) “I can look in the baby book.” She frowned. “Let me see her.”

baby / new parent memes

“ should she/he be making that noise? ”

“ she’s crying again… it’s your turn ”

“ should she/he be screaming this much? ”

“ i think she/he has a fever ”

“ you can’t call the pediatrician every time you have a question! ”

“ be careful with her/him! ”

“ the books didn’t cover this… ”

“ i think she/he has a rash ”

“ i don’t know what i’m doing ”

“ do you think we’re doing a good job? ”

“ she’s/he’s a prodigy!!! ”

“ have you seen my breast pump? ”

“ i’ve never been so tired in my life ”

“ how have they already outgrown these clothes?? ”

“ be careful with her/him… ”

“ do you wanna count her/his toes again? ”

“ you think she/he knows who i am? ”

“ i think this diaper is on wrong ”

“ watch your mouth, this baby’s first word better not be a curse word ”

“ shhhh! i just got her/him to sleep ”

“ do we really have to watch the wiggles 24/7? ”

“ should she/he be socializing with other babies? ”

“ be careful… she/he is a hair puller ”

“ she/he looks like you ”

           She almost made some stupid comment            about how she didn’t know how she was            dating someone who hated her favourite            drink, but she realized Cosette would cry;            either because Eponine said they were            dating, of because of the meanness. “I            won’t leave you alone. I promise.” She            was scared too; scared at the thought of            suddenly raising a child. It wasn’t like with            Gavroche, who raised himself. She was            going to name a child hers, and be with            Cosette as she was pregnant, no matter            what. She was scared she’d fuck it all up            because of who she was. But she was            so committed to Cosette, who Ep could            never see having a fucked up child, she            was certain the lark would show the way.            She would just hold Cosette’s hand when                                                  Cosette feared the path ahead.

             She snorted at the other’s words. “Your papa              sounds like he might be nice. C’mon then, lead                                                                                    the way birdie.”

             The idea of having a girls’ night with Cosette              sounded terrible. What did girls’ nights consist              of? Probably not the things she liked to do, and              definitely not if the other party was Cosette. She              was frilly and flowers, and stuff Eponine wanted              to be. But she would look stupid in flowers and              frills, and those were for girls who had soft skin                                                                                    and clean hair.

Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

          “Is is that obvious…?”

It’s not so much that Enjolras has been keeping himself up to work on projects, which has often been the case–he actually hasn’t been able to sleep. And though he knows Cosette cares about him, her tone feels scolding, and he only grows more frustrated.

           The girl wrapped her bony arms around            Cosette, holding her close. “Um, don’t            cry. I can’t give you tequila to make you            feel better since you’re pregnant. I’m            teasing you, I mean, I’m going to help            you with the baby, it’ll basically be mine.            I’ll be a cool dad- er mum… Please            stop crying, I can’t keep talking I sound                                                                        like a fucking idiot.”

“Ssh, I’ve got you. You’re safe with me.” 

“Good boy, you’ve done so well.” 

“Good girl, you’ve done so well.”

“There’s no need to be afraid.” 

“You’re so good, love. So beautiful and sweet.” 

“You’ve improved a lot! I can see you’ve been practicing.” 

“I’m so proud of you.” 

“I’m not going to leave you alone, don’t worry.” 

“I forgot you hated loud noise. Come here, I promise the thunder will stop soon.” 

“Do you want me to hold your hand?” 

“Stop worrying yourself sick.” 

“Easy, sweetheart. Just relax.” 

“You’re so cute sometimes!” 

“You’ve come so far, and I’m so happy for that, and for you.” 

“You did this? It’s incredible!” 

                          “Wait, no! Don’t cry!” She should’ve                            known better. Cosette was already a very                            emotional person, and pregnancy probably                            added to it. “I’ll uh… hug you if you stop the                            crying. Please?” Eponine could not handle                            watching the lark cry when she knew she was                                                                                                                at fault.

“ Seven months, give or take. ”