Yes, I'm that one writer

(Part 2)

Racism against galras because nobody cares that not all of them were bad guys.

Some random galra dude finds the red lion but the team doesn't want him to join them. They have to just accept it because the red lion won't accept anybody else.

We get a Klance 2.0 bUt mAke iT sTrAiGht. Basically Keith's son and Lance's daughter have some type of rivalry because the producers think that's what made everyone so interested in Klance in the first place.

But oh-oh it seems like galra dude also likes Lance's daughter so we get a cliche love triangle.

Keith's son and Galra Dude are jealous of each other because of that and it would probably lead to the whole fandom shipping both of them instead.

Lance's daughter says all kind of farmer quotes and nobody knows what she's talking about:

Lance's daughter: Y'all shouldn't count your chickens before they hatch.

Galra Dude: What's a "chicken"?

Keith's son: You are.

—Galra dude and Keith's son bickering sounds—

Pidge's kid is done 24/7

Pidge's kid is maybe a robot but it's never actually confirmed or not.

Hunk's has two kids, and they are always complaining because they have to share the yellow lion and none of them actually want to go on missions, so they play rock-paper-scissors to decide who goes and who gets to stay and cook because that's all they want to do in life, and nothing else.

Coran shaves his mustache

-Team Voltron had kids and the series revolves around them because the original gang has been kidnapped or something

-Keith had a son with...Acxa...

-The son's name is Son or Boy (Because Keith wanted the baby to tell him his name-Kosmo style)

-Hunk's kids have the same food related jokes as their father, because what else is new?

-Pidge's kid is awesome. Come on guys, even un the worst case scenario we all know that.

-Shiro didn't have a kid because after he divorced Curtis (his name was Curtis, right?) he just kept on dating on and of random guys with no backstories.

-Lance had a daughter. He adopted her, of course, because there just wasn't any OTHER PERSON WHO COULD MAKE HIM FIND HAPPINESS AGAIN (can you tell I'm still salty?)

-And get this, get this. The daughter's name...is Allura.

-Coran is dead, but nobody even touches on the subject.

IF PERFECTION DOESN'T EXIST THEN EXPLAIN THIS VIDEO, YOU FOOLS

Me: I love to read.

Person: Tell me about the lastest books you've read.

Me, who's been reading only fanfics since the last blue moon:

Person:

Me:

Person:

I HAVE BONDED TOO MUCH WITH THE CHARACTERS AND NOW I LOVE THEM.