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Kyra: Are you posing?

Sloane: Google Earth. Always taking pics.

#source: parks and rec #lvkyra #lvsloane #lvincorrectquotes

Gabe: How are you feeling?

Rafe: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Roman: Hey Rafe!

Rafe: There it is.

#source: unknown #lvroman #lvrafe #lvgabe

Nate: *sneezes*

Sloane:

Nate: You’re not even going to say bless you?

Sloane: I’m sitting here with you, you’ve clearly been blessed

#lvnate #lvsloane #lvincorrectquotes #source: vine

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Roman: Did you not have a happy childhood?

Rafe: My favorite toy was a knife, you finish the puzzle.

#source: victorious #lvincorrectquotes #lvroman #lvrafe

Gabe: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Rafe: You are a danger to society.

Dilan: And a coward. Do twenty.

#lvdilan #lvrafe #lvgabe #lvincorrectquotes #source: unknown

Rafe: I feel like I have died and gone to Heaven.

Mireya: I have that dream too, but you go in the other direction.

#lvincorrectquotes #source: the nanny #lvmireya #lvrafe

Matthew: I’m Roman Fisher-Brooks' emergency contact.

Police Officer: So you’re here to pick him up?

Matthew: I’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

#lvincorrectquotes #source: community #lvmatthew #lvroman

Sibel: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Gabe: Do you mean literally or figuratively?

Sibel: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify-

#source: unknown #lvincorrectquotes #lvsibel #lvgabe

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Dante: I think you owe me an apology.

Ophelia: I'LL APOLOGIZE TO YOU IN HELL!

Dante: ...

Ophelia: I actually don't know what this is about. Sorry I took such a hard stance.

#source: brooklyn 99 #lvincorrectquotes #lvdante #lvophelia

Dilan: You're really campaigning for Asshole Of The Year, aren't you?

Rafe: As defending champion, are you nervous?

#lvincorrectquotes #source: buzzfeed unsolved #lvdilan #lvrafe

Roman: Ah, it’s the forest. You see someone running through the forest covered in blood you’re not gonna bat an eye. You’ll probably just be like, “As you were.”

Charlie: That’s not how the forest works.

#lvincorrectquotes #source: buzzfeed unsolved #lvcharlie #lvroman

Ferah: I can't speak to your past, but I think you might have an easier time, and maybe a little bit more fun, if you learn to trust people?

Mireya: The last time I heard that, I was dating a birthday clown, who painted my face in the night and was literally never seen from again

#source: schitt's creek #lvincorrectquotes #lvferah #lvmireya

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