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power move: make a d&d character with the same name as your dm

#but with ‘cool’ in front of it

Yeah this is my character Cool José. He’s like normal José except he didn’t fail his driving test three Times.

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me

So much story here

Someone just made a romance story out of fucking stock photos.

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

I tried to scroll past I really did

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

Omg

I thought it was gonna be some stupid edit but wow this is oscar worthy

THE FUCKING COUNTDOWN LMFAOOOOOO

RIP Prague

like for real who made this bc iM SIX FUCKING FEET UNDER RN I CANnot stop SCREAMINGGGGgg