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I Saw My Reflection In The Pools Today And Felt A Twinge In My Core

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

no thanks

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

my identity has been stolen

I’ve met this girl 😂

IM CRYING

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

*hogs squealing*

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

reblog if you’re gay and love broadway

catch me speeding down the highway blasting tainted love in this dream vehicle

boom click the sound of my dick

when I masturbate it sounds like a microwave door slamming rapidly over and over so this post is a mood

*doesnt jerk off for a day* i’m doing a cleanse

just learned that my “pupil” is a muscle and that means that fact about your eyes dialiting when you see someone you like actually means that you’re subconsciously and uncontrollablely flexing at your crushes whenever you’re seeing them

Kind of like a butthole!

thanks

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

g… go back in

Nobody is on this site for anything but shitty hot takes, shittier jokes, and porn so safe mode is a waste of everyone’s time

look, if i’m in public, i don’t want to see an anime girl getting rawed at 10 am

agreeing to a Russian Roulette with your dignity and public image amongst strangers on the line is part of this website’s terms of service

that’s fair