girlgotgame

Life got me feeling like I need to hike up a mountain with the American president Theodore Roosevelt and listen to him list every animal that has ever lived

In order to get through college I might have to procure the esteemed patronage of Lady Catherine de Bourgh

Remembering one time when I was in sixth grade when I wrote a story about dog farms from the perspective of the dog about to get eaten for my creative writing class and it was so disturbing and graphic that I wasn’t allowed to read it in front of the class 😢

I WANT TO GET A TATTOO BUT I HAVE NO MONEY

War is over!! (I stopped avoiding my problems)

I don’t speak good… I stutter, hard

The scariest thing about Stephen King novels is how he writes about underage girls

Maybe kitten doesn’t want to be spanked, maybe kitten just wants a one way ticket outta this dead end town

She sob on my weep till I cry

So you’re telling me life sucks and there’s an essay due at midnight? Yeah that’s not going to cut it

Weeping into my pillow over not being British enough

Instead of writing all of the papers I need to write before like Saturday I think I’m going to watch Pride and Prejudice again

I got a bad feeling about this (everybody told me good job and not to worry)