Oh but my darling, what if you fly?

This is getting me really excited for Speak Now (Taylor's Version) when we can start hunting John Mayer for sport

i am, as the poets say, losing my grip on sanity

“i don’t like chandler bing”🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

"I like Ross" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

michael myers being like in his 60s is so so very funny to me dude will not stop slashing. he should be at cracker barrel getting the senior discount 

why do I think he is bi well firstly I know and perceive the truth

too much self reflection is not a good thing honestly. go outside and plant a garden and then cook yourself a homemade dinner then mop the floors and change your sheets and take a hot shower then you won’t care so much

America who? Steve Rogers is 103 today. I hope he’s enjoying life on the moon

I love how the episode is called “Chidi Sees the Time Knife”  but it has no bearing whatsoever on the plot

Sometimes you write a line and you’re just like “oh yeah, that’s a banger” and that is almost CERTAINLY what happened here

the 4th of july? you mean like the fall out boy song? you know that isn’t real, right?