how many asshole points on the horseshit-o-meter do i get?

Placing tiny kisses on his facial speckles.

Counting said speckles by pointing on every single one of them. 

Even though you have counted them numerous times, you never get tired of it. 

Petting his hair and running your fingers through it. 

Kissing his bald spots and telling him he is beautiful. 

Tenderly holding his amputated arm when he is not wearing his prosthetic. 

Kissing the tip of his amputated arm. 

Giving him a nice bubbly bath when he comes home from a mission dirty. Which happens a lot. 

Leaving tiny notes for him with bomb puns on them.

Being the big spoon and tenderly holding your 2 meter boy until he falls asleep. 

Sometimes he likes to tease you by refusing to bend down for a kiss so you have to get a chair to reach him.

Trying to count the speckles on his body when he is still asleep and you woke up too early. 

Making his favorite boba tea for him. 

Hugging him from behind, softly wrapping your arms around his belly and pressing your face into his firm back. 

Slowly running your fingers down his biceps. 

Fixing his eyebrows with your fingers when they got a little messy again.

Giving him support for certain occasions where he has to take off his prosthesis. 

RULES: tag 10 of your followers you wanna know better.

Nicknames: Lutani

Height: 1,67 m

What time is right now: 11:39 AM

Last thing I googled: Lucio (Overwatch) pictures for a friend

Fave music artist: idk Caravan Palace? (and some others)

Song stuck in my head: none right now

Last movie I watched: Finding Dory

Last TV show I watched: Death Parade

What I’m wearing now: casual everyday cloth

When I created this blog: Halloween 2011, moved over to this blog tho in mid 2013

The kind of stuff I post: cosplays, crappy art and shitposts about my life

Do I have other blogs?: reblog/fandom blog: lion-corn

Do I get asks regularly?: no

Why did I choose my URL?: Lutani is the name of my fantroll (Homestuck) and it kinda stuck with me up until now as a good handle and nickname.

Gender: male

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor I think?

Pokemon team: Valor

Fave colors: red and green

Average hours of sleep: normally 8, lately due to circumstances around 6

Lucky number: 8

Favourite characters: Ness (Earthbound), Pearl (Steven Universe), Spades Slick (Homestuck), Spy (TF2), Junkrat (Overwatch) These are about the ones that mean the most to me.

Dream job: professional fire imp

Number of blankets I sleep with: 1 to 2

Following: somewhere around 100, mostly art blogs who dont spam my dash with unrelated fandom stuff

The game I am working on is making good progress. Mani’s got their polaroid ready!

in response to this shit!!

@bloody-fabre