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Anyway hope you have a great day and also happy late bday!!🥹🥹💕

hey nonnie! im glad you like my works! it means a lot!! 💗🫶🏾

݁ ꒰ random dad! lavinho texts꒱ ⸝⸝ .ᐟ .

starring — singledad! lavinho, child!reader content + warnings — smau. no warnings and this is all crack. reader and lavinho speak portuguese in some of these. if you dont understand portuguese the jokes wont might not make much sense </3 an — this was requested!

dilf sae 🤤🤤🤤 dilf bunny 🤤🤤🤤 dilf kaiser 🤤🤤🤤 dilf hugo 🤤🤤🤤 dilf loki 🤤🤤🤤

GIVE ME ALL OF THEMMM NOWWW 😫😫😫 like if i was with any of them i would be pregnant all the timeeeeee

STOP I ACTUALLY NEED ALL OF THEM ON A SPIRITUAL AND I NEED BE A MILF ALONGSIDE ALL OF THEM PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

and as soon as i read dilf kaiser this fanart from dreamerdeity popped up in my head like you cannot tell me this aint dada 😍 lemme suck on them areolas please 😍😍

but what cracks me up the most is that they were right 😭😭😭😭😭😭

the larp scent emanating from this guy was immistacable from the very beginning..

(random af but every time i come across this image i think of hugo 😭😭🥹)

PSG STAR JULIEN LOKI IS CAUGHT LOOKING HEAD OVER HEELS WHILE ON A ROMANTIC OUTING IN PARIS WITH PARTNER [NAME] [LAST NAME]!

That video of a private moment you and loki shared at a Paris restaurant three days ago has been seen by millions of people in less than a day, and your boyfriend is still not quite sure how to feel about it. 

Loki knew that his status and fame would eventually lead to him losing his right to privacy in the eyes of the public, but he didn’t know he’d also lose the ability to go on a date with his partner without having to worry about people being weird and recording him when he’s lost in conversation with you — So lost that he didn’t even register when he started to giggle at one of your jokes. Or how him not being able to hold eye contact with you for too long before feeling his lips twitch into a smile again made him look like a lovesick fool.

His personality does a complete 180 whenever he’s with you and he’s only being made aware of it now. Alongside millions of other people on twitter…How amazing. 

And it's not like he has an issue with people seeing him be affectionate with you. You're his partner and it’s only natural that he feels comfortable in being  julien instead of loki the prodigy and star of the french team while in your company.

But why did the paparazzi — or whoever it was that recorded that damn video — have to catch him when he’s acting all giddy? He has a reputation to maintain for goddess sake! And he doesn’t appreciate how nonchalant you’re being about this…

“I don’t think it’s that bad, Jules” You’ve been saying this for days and he hates to disappoint you, but it’s not helping. like at all. But of course you’d say such a thing since you’re not the one being flooded with countless dms poking fun at how “down bad” you are. “ I bet they’ll forget about this next week.”

“Still…” he sighed. “I don’t like it when people invade our privacy like that.”

“I think what you don’t like is that people are seeing right through your ‘suave guy facade’ actually.”

He scoffs at your response, because he can’t really refute it. “Whatever...”

“They’d be surprised to know that you act worse when we’re alone.”

“I do not?”

“You do Julien, stop lying…or you want me to post video evidence of it?” He quieted down really quickly after that. Because if by “video evidence” you mean that stupid recording you took of him smiling in his sleep while napping on your chest, then he’ll rather put his pride to the side and be quiet than give people more proof that even a man like him has his weaknesses.

And that his biggest one just happens to be you.

an — as soon as i saw this vid of mbappe i got inspired to write this lool. and i know deep in my heart that loki secretly likes being the little spoon most of the time cus having your arms around him makes him feel worshipped so just trust me on this bro. also this feels ooc to me....but wtv..... fuck it ig.

dilf bnuny iglesiaas 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 (x reader whos also a milf 👀👀👀👀👀) ooo put them kids to bed and fuck daddy🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

girl summer is MY season but its so hot rn where i live its driving me mad 😭

Well shit tickle my toes and fuck my nose why are you even looking at them😟

shii i think she likes you bro 👀

but uhh tickle ur what and fuck ya what??

OKAY OKAY I'LL TELL U 😣 just stop saying the word m*n please...

AYYY TYYYSM SO MUCH FOR THE BDAY WISHES SWEETIE 🥹🫶🏾