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PSG STAR JULIEN LOKI IS CAUGHT LOOKING HEAD OVER HEELS WHILE ON A ROMANTIC OUTING IN PARIS WITH PARTNER [NAME] [LAST NAME]!
That video of a private moment you and loki shared at a Paris restaurant three days ago has been seen by millions of people in less than a day, and your boyfriend is still not quite sure how to feel about it.
Loki knew that his status and fame would eventually lead to him losing his right to privacy in the eyes of the public, but he didn’t know he’d also lose the ability to go on a date with his partner without having to worry about people being weird and recording him when he’s lost in conversation with you — So lost that he didn’t even register when he started to giggle at one of your jokes. Or how him not being able to hold eye contact with you for too long before feeling his lips twitch into a smile again made him look like a lovesick fool.
His personality does a complete 180 whenever he’s with you and he’s only being made aware of it now. Alongside millions of other people on twitter…How amazing.
And it's not like he has an issue with people seeing him be affectionate with you. You're his partner and it’s only natural that he feels comfortable in being julien instead of loki the prodigy and star of the french team while in your company.
But why did the paparazzi — or whoever it was that recorded that damn video — have to catch him when he’s acting all giddy? He has a reputation to maintain for goddess sake! And he doesn’t appreciate how nonchalant you’re being about this…
“I don’t think it’s that bad, Jules” You’ve been saying this for days and he hates to disappoint you, but it’s not helping. like at all. But of course you’d say such a thing since you’re not the one being flooded with countless dms poking fun at how “down bad” you are. “ I bet they’ll forget about this next week.”
“Still…” he sighed. “I don’t like it when people invade our privacy like that.”
“I think what you don’t like is that people are seeing right through your ‘suave guy facade’ actually.”
He scoffs at your response, because he can’t really refute it. “Whatever...”
“They’d be surprised to know that you act worse when we’re alone.”
“I do not?”
“You do Julien, stop lying…or you want me to post video evidence of it?” He quieted down really quickly after that. Because if by “video evidence” you mean that stupid recording you took of him smiling in his sleep while napping on your chest, then he’ll rather put his pride to the side and be quiet than give people more proof that even a man like him has his weaknesses.
And that his biggest one just happens to be you.
an — as soon as i saw this vid of mbappe i got inspired to write this lool. and i know deep in my heart that loki secretly likes being the little spoon most of the time cus having your arms around him makes him feel worshipped so just trust me on this bro. also this feels ooc to me....but wtv..... fuck it ig.
— req: anya inspired gn! reader ft. itoshi.s, julian.l, bunny.i
itoshi sae is a selfish man who doesn't like to share, both impatient and easily irritated, the type who's quick to blow his shit at the slightest interaction the minute it begins to drag far too long for his liking. so it's no wonder that you, a jarring loudmouth with too much to say and an even bigger appetite to boot, has managed to grate on every single nerve he has. the only issue, however, is that you’re cute.
and sae, is disgustingly weak to cute things.
"Sae."
You've been at this for a while now, repeatedly calling out his name with a longing lilt in your tone, lashes fluttering obnoxiously as you greedily eyed up the ice lolly he'd purchased on a whim, feeling nostalgic of the past.
Something he doesn't even get a chance to fucking do.
Not when you're all up and over him, pawing at his arm to get his elusive attention, your pretty eyes all round and pleading as you stare him — the ice lolly — down.
"No…" He manages to force out, gaze desperately trying to avoid yours.
"But Sae!"
It's almost comical how quickly your mood shifts, your misplaced fury growing tenfold when he tried to pull his arm away from your vice-like grip.
Though, it's actually more comical how quickly he folds. The godforsaken memory of your tears resurfaces once more, haunting him of a future if he even considered the outlandish thought of refusal.
"Tch, here!"
Sae is surprisingly gentle despite his irate huff as he reluctantly hands you the ice treat, the pretty pink flush of his ears a telling sign of his extreme willingness.
"Thank you, Sae!"
Your gratitude has no effect on him, he lies to himself while rolling his eyes. But your next words, both ardent and considerate, send him into a spluttering mess of fluster.
"Wanna share w'me, Sae-chan?"
"No!"
It's more than just his ears that are flaming red right now, you're forwardness entirely to blame. And Sae hates to admit it, but part of him regrets refusing your golden offer of an indirect kiss.
"Damn it…" You grumble under your breath, your distracted nature failing to notice the blackmail worthy sight of his patheticness, something he's eternally grateful for, for he'd rather die than be caught—
"You were supposed to throw the stick in the bin after having the last lick..!"
"…."
julian loki is the kind of guy who's sometimes too competitive in his life. whether it's running the parent race and obliterating every father with a pot belly, or accepting an infant's challenge to a game and absolutely smoking them even if they've only just recently learnt the rules of said game, julian's never really been one to hold back or show mercy against his opponents. even if it means dealing with a bunch of profane complaints or snotty tears.
funnily enough, however, julian can't seem to hold the same sentiment when it comes to you.
Loki can't believe how it's come to this.
How one moment, the huge sports court was filled with an entire class of student, split exactly in half and into two opposing teams for an average game of dodgeball. And how in the next — after the whistle was blown, signifying the start of the wretched game — one team had somehow reduced to exactly one member while the other, Loki's team, remained untouched.
Obviously, with Mr. Sweat on one team, his accuracy, speed and strength combined, they were sure to have been the victors of this game. But that wasn't the inconceivable part of this situation, the actual inconceivable part was how you, with your imbalance, slowness, and the aim of a blind bat, had managed to become the lone survivor of this game.
You're standing there like a newborn deer caught in headlights, shaking in your scuffed trainers as you stare ahead with your mouth agape, likely just as surprised as everybody else in the room was to be the last one standing.
The shouts of your despair ridden teammates prove to be of no use to you either. Their countless 'catch the ball', 'hit someone' and 'pick up the ball' falling deaf on your ears, only stressing you out further, something Loki is quick to pick up on.
"I- I, sniff, can't do this..!"
You're not even holding the soft ball properly anymore, dropping it on accident only to recollect it with the clumsiness of a bull in a china shop, your resolve completely driven to a standstill. A sight that infuriates Loki more than he'd like to admit.
Nothing happens for a good while, and Loki begins to grow just as restless and impatient as his useless teammates behind him that urge him to end this 'boring' game, tempting advice that goes ignored.
He feels slight pity towards you, who looks a moment away from bursting into tears, and even considers throwing a ball right into your hands so he could get himself out of this game when a yawn nearly threatens to slip past him in his boredom. That is until— your stance changes.
It's so sudden, how the air around you shifts in an instant, your gaze focused unlike before as you press your feet firmly against the ground. You hold one hand out before you, taking aim with the concentration of a veteran while the other, holding the soft ball, pulls back with fixed intent. Your positioning snaps him into one of his own, a defensive stance ready to catch the ball he was sure you would launch with all your might.
A useless endeavour, for the ball does not come to him at mach speed like he expects.
"Watch me unleash— Eeek-!"
In fact, it does not even come to him at all.
The ball's trajectory is strangely off, and Loki follows it with blank eyes, as it goes up high and back down anticlimactically, hitting you square in the head with a comically loud 'thwack' that has him half wince at your crumbling figure.
"It- It hurts—!! WAHHHH!"
He wastes no time when your pathetic whining reaches his ears, a noise that urges him into motion and under the ball that has bounced off of your head perfectly.
The ball hits his thigh before its motion is completely killed, the sudden stillness of it rebounding off of him signalling his defeat— something he doesn't get even a chance to be depressed over when he's rushing over to you instead, thoughts of how to comfort your dramatically weeping figure consuming his mind in its place.
bunny iglesias likes, or rather, loves to taunt people just for the pure sake of it. he's not exactly sure what of it gives him so much thrill, perhaps it's the way his insensitive comments have a way of wiping away people's jarring smile, but it's one of his favourite past times nonetheless. especially when it comes to teasing you who is comically expressive in your reactions.
that is, of course, until you start crying.
"You look pretty today."
It's not often Bunny compliments you, it's not ever that he compliments you actually. The insensitive man's always trying to piss you off somehow. Be it pulling on your pigtails, pinching your rounded cheeks or stealing your belongings and keeping it out of reach, he never lets the opportunity to rage-bait you pass.
So it's no wonder that you — painfully used to his taunts and teases — can't seem to comprehend the kind words that have just come out of his mouth.
"Gah—" You blink owlishly, a noise of confusion slipping by you as imaginary question marks floated around the both of you in tandem.
"I'm not lying," he guards you with a slight curve to his lips, amusement visible in his jewelled eyes as he gave you another once over, nodding to himself like you'd passed his standards. "You look pretty."
"Uh… well!" You huff, quickly gaining sense of his unsettling but truthful words as the minutes passed. Placing a hand to your chest and using the other to flick your hair back, you returned his tight smile with a cocky grin of your own, very clearly pleased to finally hear his praises. "I am pretty—"
Bunny doesn't give you a chance to reaffirm yourself, not when he interrupts you mid speech, completely crushing your self fangirling with his petulant cruelty.
"Pretty ugly."
It's so comical how quick the blooming flowers around you wilt the way your smile drops, replaced with an expression of outrage that tickles him more than he'd like to admit.
"What?!"
"That's right." He hums with content, pinching his chin in mock thought while making a point to ignore your profane complaints, as if he didn't actively find sick enjoyment in your torment. "Maybe as ugly as a blobfish? Ah, but that's an insult to the poor blobfi—"
"I don't look like a blobfish!" Your fists clench as you shake your head profusely, absolutely adamant on denying his utter bullshit.
"What was that?" He cups the back of his ear and crouches low beside you, mockingly accommodating for your shorter stature to hear you better.
"I said I don't—!"
"You're uglier than a blobfish? Ah, tsk tsk," he kisses his teeth with disapproval only to continue with his sadism. "You should have more confidence in yourself, well actually, it's better to acknowledge the truth than lie to your—"
"I'm, I'm not ugly…!" You deny once more, except this time, your voice cracks with uncertainty, a tremble that does not go unheard by the taller man.
"What..?" Bunny's gaze flies to you in an instant, heart clawing in his throat when your glossy eyes, along with your wobbly and down-turned lips greet him in tandem.
"I'm not, sniff, an uggo..!" You whine pathetically, the globs of unshed tears finally falling down your cheeks in your bout of childish despair, a sight that knocks the wind out of him and urges him into motion.
Bunny's reaction is immediate much like his regret, one arm wrapping around your squirming figure and pulling you infinitely closer to his proximity.
"Yeah, yeah," he folds pathetically quicker, wiping away at your ceaseless tears with gentleness unfit of him. "You're not ugly, so stop crying… damn it."
lwk kinda rusheddddd, but uhhh lmk if u want part 2 w the other 3 ng11
summary . . ৎ → in which BASTARD MÜNCHEN spends an entire afternoon trying to explain artificial intelligence to NOEL NOA and fails miserably OR Noel Noa thinks Cat AI videos are real?!
˗ˏˋ ꒰ a/n: me and @lushbunsss had to spread the propaganda that noel noa absolutely falls for cat ai videos. this was such a random hc BUT ENJOY READING LMAOO
જ⁀➴ content: profanity :: crackfic:: mass gaslighting :: kaiser losing his mind :: SMAU
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Hii🫶 I saw your post the singledad!characters x child!reader and I loved it💕 I especially admired lavinhos part because it's hard to find any content of him, especially for x child!reader. Thats why I want to req a smau of dad!lavinho x child!reader (or it can be dad! Master strikers x child!reader)
Anyway hope you have a great day and also happy late bday!!🥹🥹💕
hey nonnie! im glad you like my works! it means a lot!! 💗🫶🏾
here's your request <3 i hope you like it 😼 have a great and tysm for the bday wishes 😸🫰🏾 <333
starring — singledad! lavinho, child!reader
content + warnings — smau. no warnings and this is all crack. reader and lavinho speak portuguese in some of these. if you dont understand portuguese the jokes wont might not make much sense </3
an — this was requested!
dilf sae 🤤🤤🤤 dilf bunny 🤤🤤🤤 dilf kaiser 🤤🤤🤤 dilf hugo 🤤🤤🤤 dilf loki 🤤🤤🤤
GIVE ME ALL OF THEMMM NOWWW 😫😫😫 like if i was with any of them i would be pregnant all the timeeeeee
STOP I ACTUALLY NEED ALL OF THEM ON A SPIRITUAL AND I NEED BE A MILF ALONGSIDE ALL OF THEM PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
and as soon as i read dilf kaiser this fanart from dreamerdeity popped up in my head like you cannot tell me this aint dada 😍 lemme suck on them areolas please 😍😍
UGHH SILVER FOX MICHAEL KAISER ID BE BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT ALL THE TIME IF YOU WERE MY MAN 😖 I M SORRY YOU GUYS FOR BEING SO LEWD AND PERVERTED ON MY MAIN BUT I CANT HELP IT 😔 😖 THAT WOLF LADY FROM HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA WOULD HAVE NOTHING ON ME BRO (but i'd also double income and no kids with him too <33)
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i find it so funny that when hugo was first introduced he was already getting the larp and preformative male allegations before we knew anything about him 😭😭😭
but what cracks me up the most is that they were right 😭😭😭😭😭😭
the larp scent emanating from this guy was immistacable from the very beginning..
(random af but every time i come across this image i think of hugo 😭😭🥹)
PSG STAR JULIEN LOKI IS CAUGHT LOOKING HEAD OVER HEELS WHILE ON A ROMANTIC OUTING IN PARIS WITH PARTNER [NAME] [LAST NAME]!
That video of a private moment you and loki shared at a Paris restaurant three days ago has been seen by millions of people in less than a day, and your boyfriend is still not quite sure how to feel about it.
Loki knew that his status and fame would eventually lead to him losing his right to privacy in the eyes of the public, but he didn’t know he’d also lose the ability to go on a date with his partner without having to worry about people being weird and recording him when he’s lost in conversation with you — So lost that he didn’t even register when he started to giggle at one of your jokes. Or how him not being able to hold eye contact with you for too long before feeling his lips twitch into a smile again made him look like a lovesick fool.
His personality does a complete 180 whenever he’s with you and he’s only being made aware of it now. Alongside millions of other people on twitter…How amazing.
And it's not like he has an issue with people seeing him be affectionate with you. You're his partner and it’s only natural that he feels comfortable in being julien instead of loki the prodigy and star of the french team while in your company.
But why did the paparazzi — or whoever it was that recorded that damn video — have to catch him when he’s acting all giddy? He has a reputation to maintain for goddess sake! And he doesn’t appreciate how nonchalant you’re being about this…
“I don’t think it’s that bad, Jules” You’ve been saying this for days and he hates to disappoint you, but it’s not helping. like at all. But of course you’d say such a thing since you’re not the one being flooded with countless dms poking fun at how “down bad” you are. “ I bet they’ll forget about this next week.”
“Still…” he sighed. “I don’t like it when people invade our privacy like that.”
“I think what you don’t like is that people are seeing right through your ‘suave guy facade’ actually.”
He scoffs at your response, because he can’t really refute it. “Whatever...”
“They’d be surprised to know that you act worse when we’re alone.”
“I do not?”
“You do Julien, stop lying…or you want me to post video evidence of it?” He quieted down really quickly after that. Because if by “video evidence” you mean that stupid recording you took of him smiling in his sleep while napping on your chest, then he’ll rather put his pride to the side and be quiet than give people more proof that even a man like him has his weaknesses.
And that his biggest one just happens to be you.
an — as soon as i saw this vid of mbappe i got inspired to write this lool. and i know deep in my heart that loki secretly likes being the little spoon most of the time cus having your arms around him makes him feel worshipped so just trust me on this bro. also this feels ooc to me....but wtv..... fuck it ig.
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