me when

dawg why is one of the key aspects of aromantic culture being the relationship/heartbreak counselor for your gang like HUH

ngl conceptually not a fan of relatives

having a track record w your friends of being locked in is terrible actually like guys do NOT enable my most impulsive moments bc it’s good for me IT ISNT GOOD FOR MY RETIREMENT!!! WHAT IF THAT $150 WAS GONNA TURN IN 250MILL WHAT THEN

the lion learns the course material the hour before the test

call me the principal the way she make my weinberg hard

omg yall my tax return came back!! i should TOTALLY use the the money ($20) to treat myself ($120)

in the therapy waiting room absolutely losing it. and by “it” let’s just say. my marbles

making noodles in my brita pitcher

just came home to my roommate staring at a wall, all the lights off and gotta say that’s the most reassuring thing she’s done. like I Get it Diva, maybe it isn’t so scary to live with people

meeting roommate today

oh my FUCKING GOD if my college would give literally ONE WEEK AFTER THE TERM STARTS my next check would be in and i could pay all my tuition upfront BUT NO THEY CANT SO NOW I HAVE TO USE A PAYMENT PLAN THAT WILL ULTIMATELY COST $100 EXTRA DOLLARS

we need gay marriage to be legal bc the alternative is a batshit insane “what are we” situation-ship with so much pussyfooting around that it ends in pseudo divorce and ive seen enough media to know where that goes

Jennifer Coolidge should be the joker

i will wait one (1) week of classes b4 i pull up to student services for a psych eval. i have decided it. that is a reasonable amount of time for them to Prepare.

i just want to make enough money to live mostly comfy and purchase one (1) silly trinket a month

next year is the year we answer honestly on the primary care physician’s mental health survey. i can feel it.

god WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME SOMEONE ELSE IS SOLO CLOSING BAR/KITCHEN THE WHOLE FUCKING LAKERS TEAM PULLS UP TO HELP OUT BUT WHENEVER /I/ AM SUDDENLY ITS A DESERT FUCKIN ISLAND OUT HERE. WHY.