So, I hear a noise from downstairs, right? My first assumption is that it's one of my ghosties playing and I go back to sleep. Then at 11:00 at night, I hear a louder sound from downstairs.
Now, at this point I'm sitting up when I realize all my pokemon are in my room with me. My half-awake brain immediately assumes someone broke in. Except, if that were the case, my Noivern would not be so darn calm.
So, I grab a flashlight, go downstairs, and...
... THE GUZZLORD I'M POKE-SITTING IS INSIDE THE HOUSE, EATING ALL THE FOOD IN THE PANTRY.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
(For anyone wondering how Minnie can fit through the door and get inside my house: they have dwarfism. They're also the sweetest Guzzlord I have ever met, which is really bias of me, considering they're the ONLY Guzzlord I've ever met.)












