don't threaten me with a good time sergeant 😌 that's why i got two pairs of cuffs i stole from you

People on Letterboxd complaining that Frankenstein (2025) is just 'Daddy issues the movie' as though the original novel doesn't feature Victor's father telling him alchemy is bullshit, Victor going 'and I took that personally', and then becoming a deadbeat science dad to the Creature about it

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

Idk man sometimes you just gotta pull on your shirtsleeve to cover half your hands, bring your arms closer to your body, get as small as you can, or something. idk maybe that's just me.

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Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

I love existing on clique tumblr cause there’s no beef, just ~30 of us sitting in a circle. One of us says, “Clancy and Torch kiss on the mouth.” We all say amen. We continue with our days.