check it out: i’m gay

“shane hollander, will you disappoint them?” lowkey being the thesis of the show but the unspoken end of that being “for me” but neither of them know that at the time its said

evryone is so seethingly jealous of my simulacrum. "it bears relationship to reality" they say "its a faithful copy of a unique original." yet they cannot trace its ontological lineage back to a prototype 😂

"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.