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This is a problem because my dsmp fics set the bar mentally for me as to how EVERY fic i ever write should perform. This is ridiculous because dsmp was such an insane enigma of a thing there were MILLIONS of people who tuned in to like every single stream. And now, in my brain, my lowkey niche little optiratch baby fic should be getting like 2,000 hits per update minimum and that is NOT how life works LMAAOOO 😭😭

You dont have to call me out of touch, I KNOWWW its so bad lmao. Im so proud of the numbers I get, im SO happy with my little community in my comments section but every now and again I get a flashback to when I was in high school, refreshing my Gmail every five minutes to see another new comment come through 😭😭 I could never be a celebrity i would simply not survive

Not only would it be fucking hilarious but like fucking imagine rn she's trying shoot the opening of the episode and she's in the black bobby cab with her illegal sprnanny plates just driving in circles around the Ark with autobots watching her going 'who the fucks alt mode is that?'

Op and Ratch have put together a lovely audition reel in the form of making Bumblebee cry for sport so they can film it for Supernanny-typical drama-building LMAOOO. The main issue is his sleeping and they cannot fucking do it by themselves, to a point where they've had to steal a human to try figure it out 😭😭

Jo Frost and one (1) camera operator are trying desperately to film how they normally do, yk, with Optimus and Ratchet's submission video green-screened onto her portable DVD player except that when they fucking cowbeamed her up onto the ship, she didn't actually have any of the equipment with her. The Transformer's solution was to give her a datapad with their video on it, which is by the way MASSIVE for a human and on top of that, they cant fucking figure out how to work it so she just breathlessly cheats out to the camera that I've been abducted by fucking robot aliens who im pretty sure won't kill me (???) but whats for certain is that they are having some serious problems with their kid. If I don't make it back to earth, assume I couldn't fix whatever the fuck is wrong with their child.

Jo, who is significantly smaller than literally everything on the ship including baby Bee, scolding the tiny kit and it working because she simply has so much fucking aura.

Why is he so fucking ugly 💀

Hes trying so hard to make me like him and bro its not fucking happening what a weird little freak. Caleb hater forever, Valko hater forever 💪 also wtf is his stupid name bro 😭😭

the caretakers. THE CARETAKERS