Hot Men, Wine Mum Humour and Pokemon.

This is Margaret when she opens that email

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

:DDDDDDDDD

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

RIP Gorbachev (2 March 1931 – 30 August 2022)

I cannot believe this is where I heard the news.

The butler hid the evidence 

damn people still have beef over tumblr, i am only here to look at pictures of the video game 

he likes the video game, get em boys

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom