3 headcanons for EVERY show amongi (Yes I mean all of them):
Got mutated during the reactor incident, and is now waaay stronger than any normal bean. They've learnt to control it, but in the past they kept breaking everything, and even now they accidentally break stuff when not paying close attention. (They've bought at least 50 controllers at this point)
Plays video games as a coping method, but fails a lot because they're pretty stressed a lot of the time.
They don't realize just how good they actually are at coming up with plans on the fly. They just brag about being a good leader without really beleiving it.
Like Red, they also got mutated by the reactor explosion. However, they've got something a lot more manageable: Night vision. It honestly helped with saving on electricity, keeping the lights off all the time.
Despite absolutely loving everything to do with the ocean and even owning a fishmate, they can't swim. There was just simply no place for them to learn in the city they grew up in.
Red put them into security because in the past they would always somehow know where Red was and what they were doing, but they got rusty at that skill because of the stress of being jobless.
Their worm farm has maaaaany different types of worms on it, from earthworms to flatworms to tapeworms and everything in between. In fact, the farm has a giant multi-mile wide sand area where their family keeps duneworms!
Their hoodie is oversized because it was a hand-me-down from an older sibling and they never quite grew as big as them.
Is a LOT smarter than Peach was, in fact said smarts were what got them into the position they're in. Over time, they had figured out that being hyper-loyal to Mira would get them the farthest in life.
Got so many trust balls because they always seem to pop one a day. The trust balls help their nerves, so they had enough to last the whole trip without losing their cool.
They actually envy Yellow and Brown for their freedom, but they don't know how to express that very well, so they just kinda. Go off about Mira policy.
Manipulative little fuck, would gladly pretend to be Green purely to get into the worm farm and kill everyone there.
Deserves to get chased around the skeld by an angry angel that wants nothing but their existence to be erased.
If it weren't for the whole "Being an imposter" thing, they would've been a genuinely sweet (If ditzy) crewmate. The only reason they killed was because of Flesh's pestering. In fact, They love acting. It was really easy to take a look through Orange's memories and get in character. If they could've, they would've become a professional actor.
Smells are really cool for them, and they like associating certain ones with different crewmates. For example, Green smelled of soil, while Flesh leaned more towards cleaning detergent and blood.
They were a viper imposter, but wasn't bright enough to take advantage of that.
Has the worst living conditions of the crew behind Purple. They live in a pathetically tiny apartment that is completely covered in trash that's built up over the years.
Blue has a massive eating disorder, where they will not eat anything for days before overindulging to the point of hurting their stomach. This has mostly been caused by the overload of work they've got, along with the stress.
Is in a highly toxic relationship with a coworker, who... Let's just say, vastly prefers their body over anything else. When Blue got put on the Skeld, they accidentally stole said coworker's earmuffs.
May or may not be orphaned and grew up around a crazy cult-ish church. They became a minister at a different church of the same religion after figuring out that the one they grew up around had way too many hypocritical people people in it. (The regulars at their new church aren't much saner than themself, but at the very least none of them are manipulative like the old one.)
Their favorite food is sushi, and is a regular at a local sushi shop. The owners do think they're crazy, but fun at the same time.
Nobody actually knows where they learned to be a mechanic, but the general consensus is that they either fixed stuff for money as a kid, or was possessed by a dead engineer. Either way, they got the highest marks out of anyone graduating their college the year that they got their degree.
Actually, honestly hated Brown when they first met. They thought Brown was just another compliant pushover and proceeded to complain about everything wrong with Mira in an hour-long rant, which ended when Brown asked to form a union with them.
Wants to own their own restaurant someday, but they keep running into issues around getting the ability to buy a building in the first place.
They've got a pretty big family, though everyone's drifted apart over time. Their siblings went off to live on different planets, their parents had quite differing worldviews, and their cousin just stopped communicating with everyone completely.
The single most anti-government bean in the entire crew, somehow even beating out the likes of Yellow and Lime. Started a cook-based mafia with the sole intent of burning Mira down to the ground. Said mafia also conveniently funds them and Yellow's union.
Actually has a lot of undiagnosed medical issues, but never got them treated because of the whole "Mandatory Organ Donation" thing.
Fell SO hard for Yellow when they first met and will not stop talking about them to their employees. Said employees constantly groan in the group chat and ask them to just ask Yellow out already.
Age-regresses while under stress, and got into raves because of how accepted binkies are in rave culture. It's been one of the few things they've been honestly grateful for in life.
A lot of people think they're jobless when first meeting them because of their hyper-goth look. It frustrates them to no end, especially when those same people also start to think that they still live with their (Frankly terrible) parents.
Had a bunch of issues with religious people harassing them for their looks, and became an atheist out of spite. They particularly hate Lime because of this.
Their flower crown is made of real flowers, they just preserved it in resin so that it wouldn't wilt over time.
Actually pretty miffed about being classified wrong, but Black has enough anger for the two of them. Black's anger at the misclassification was actually what made them want to get closer to the geologist.
When they were pretty young their birth parent passed away, but not before passing down their favorite crystal necklace. They have been wearing it ever since as a reminder that sometimes the bad times can gift us with beauty.
Was raised more by the staff in their parent's castle than their parents themselves, due to one being a fashion model and the other being one of the Mira CEO's guards.
They're almost constantly drunk, which is the cause of half of their incompetence. The other half is caused by actual ignorance of how the world works.
Their comfort smell is chlorine due to the fact that most of their happiest memories were of swimming in the family pool.
White's primary servant, the only reason they didn't remember their name was because they were drunk.
Feels more maternal to White than their parents do.
Was manipulated by White's guard parent into giving them the "Winning Ticket", which was actually just an attempt to get rid of White by putting them on a death trap.
Is half phantom imposter, and was promoted to CEO because of that. They use their tentacles to appear taller.
Prefers to be alone, but their guards are clingy so they use their ability to escape.
They think they have control over their company, but they don't. It's alive.
