looneybinne

my nails caught on fire today :3

the last of us fungus wouldn’t affect me. i would start eating it off the walls and it would respect me.

y’all don’t even know how many scary and eerie situations i would love love love to be in

call him plastic water bottle cap the way i wanna chew and gnaw on him

i’m so dainty i cross my legs on the toilet

he goes heavy on the cream til i scream

he honeys on my bunches till i oat.

if i had a babbling and bubbling brook in my immediate access i would use that but i don’t so 3 more hours in the shower sorry

hey um would you be mad if i used your boyfriend for my fundip i ate the stick. what? Oh no no just his finger. yeah just his finger i don’t wanna stain mine.

what strand of weed was that? oh i don’t actually know lol i found it in the cave. yeah the one with the skeleton haha

if i was famous actor i would audition for the demented and ugly creature roles so that when they put the prosthetics on me they have to admit that i make it look really sexy.

if i know one thing

might also bring the men from my head out here

why are sex women following me on here GO AWAY!!!