I Hung The Moon

Ah, yes--it seems that I do have a type after all. Hot. Blonde. Female. 

Truth be told, I didn’t even know… well, it was just—- I didn’t know that I had something that would be really shitty to lose until I recently, er, lost it. Which sounds very vague and ridiculous, so naturally, it’s the sort of problem I’d have. 

Maggs. Aw you poor thing--ice cream is definitely something you need. Do you plan on elaborating upon this vague and ridiculous problem? Or should I take it at face-value?

For the record, being incredibly bummed out over a guy has lead to my house being the most organized it’s ever been —— so maybe there is an upside to all of this. Well, how about ice cream? We’re adults, we’re allowed to have dessert for dinner, darling.

WHO are you bummed out over?? We can talk about it over our adult dinner of ice cream. I can’t believe I didn’t know!

At least you’re using yours productively, darling —- I think I’ve rearranged my bedroom four times, color-coordinated my closet, and attempted to cook three times… the last one was a failure. Anyway, I still feel stupidly restless. Do you wanna go down to the vintage theater with me? Y’know, humor me with a little razzle dazzle cinema? 

Jesus, Maggs. You really need to go out--none of this rearranging, color-coordinating shit anymore. I’m totally down for a little razzle dazzle cinema. Dinner first or after? My treat.

You should totally check out Dexter. That show is fucking awesome.

Is that the one where the guy kills everyone, but he’s also a cop or something? Sound like my kind of show if it is indeed what I am thinking it is.

I agree people don’t dance nearly enough and thank you for saying that. My confidence feels renewed now.

It’s no problem, darling. Please find me if you want anymore bullshit zen advice from your local strip club owner. 

I think we’ve both had too much time on our hands. We should do something. I would say drink, but silly me--I gave up alcohol. 

There’s no need to worry about rambling, Luna, we both know that I’m not the best at shutting up, either. Look, there’s not really much I can say seeing as it’s your personal decision. I adore the both of you, so naturally, I’m keen to see you both get the happy start that you deserve, and if you feel like an engagement is fitting, then… well, so be it. As complicated as we make everything seem as far as love or whatever is concerned, it all really comes down to what makes us happy and how far we’re willing to go for it. Was that enough bullshit sage wisdom for you? 

I think it’ll be enough to tide me over. Thank you, Mags. 

Dancing. She wanted to do something that was us and I figure what better way then to teach her dances from my culture.

That’s the perfect date idea. Too many people don’t dance these days--it’s sad. You’re a genius.

What? Shitting hell, darling, that’s one leap—— I mean, the last time I saw you, you were moping around and now you’re engaged… or engaged to be engaged. Whatever. I mean, did you intend to propose?

One gigantic fucking leap, yea. Uh--no, not really. I hadn’t. It just sort of flew out of my  mouth before I could stop it and Car didn’t think it was a bad idea. And obviously I do want to be with her till I’m dead, but with all this shit I meant to slow things down but nope, here we are and..please say something so I’ll quit talking. 

Hey, no judgement here. Alright, let’s see…I would suggest…Psych, Scandal, Arrested Development and Graceland. 

Oh, I've heard of arrested development I think I'll start with that one..and uh, what's Graceland about?

Before I start listing off shows, I gotta know some that you’ve watched already. So, what’s your list?

Hmm, it's quite the list...I've had a lot of time on my hands before you go about judging me. I've finished parks and rec, gossip girl, call the midwife, friends, breaking bad, house of cards, and mad men. Yep! That's about it!

Definitely Twin Peaks and The X Files, as that’s all I’ve been consuming for the last few weeks. However, darling, this is supposed to be the part where you tell me what happened between you and Carden, actually. 

I love the X-files--totally forgot! Thank you.

I’d try to recommend you some shows, but my tastes don’t go much beyond supernatural shows of the 1990s, I’m afraid. 

Go for it anyway?