A works in a small clothing store and B decides to stop by....

A: Hey this is disappointing I thought you would wear something more out there.

B: Who are you again and my outfit is just fine thank you very much.

A: Well you’ve just been more dressed up when you walk past the window so I thought you might be today.

B: This is borderline stalking and I didn’t know I would be coming here today.

A: So if you did you would dress up??

A: Hey could you explain the concept of shipping people because I don't know how it works....

B: Wow okay. Shipping is basically taking two people or anything really and basically saying that you want them to be a couple. Like..... I ship those two trees over there they would be adorable together!~

A: Alright I think that makes sense now!

B: Why did you want to know anyway?

A: *grinning* Well everybody said they shipped us so I wanted to know what it meant too.

A is a journalist who landed a big interview with the world famous B who lives overseas but mishears the directions when it comes to greetings. (Warning A is a dumbass lmao)

A: So what do I do because I don't wanna offend anyone here?

C: So when she arrives make sure to kiss her hand

A: Gotcha

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A: (thinking) so a French kiss for a French person yeah that makes sense

B: Nice to meet you!

A: I swear if your hand brushes against mine one more time then I will grab it and never let go that's your last warning.

A: Someone call the police because you're killing it ;)

A finds out B has a bunch of childish games on their phone and refuses to delete them because they're "God tier" levels and B refuses to erase all of the evidence of hard work and commitment for something as petty as storage

A and B both attend the same university of fine arts but have never talked. A wants to be a producer and B is working to become a dancer. On the way from one of their classes A always passes B dancing alone in the practice room and watches for a bit. One day they see B struggling and on the verge of breaking down....

A: Um hey there are you okay bro??

B: If by okay you mean a performance is tomorrow and I keep messing up to the point of going hysterical then yes I'm okay. I'm terrible.

A: Okay.... I pass this room and I see you practicing everyday, so no you aren't fucking terrible. Replay the song and ill show you what terrible looks like.

**1 shitty dance later**

B: You call that mixture of shuffling, disco moves, and a whip at the end dancing?? Was the whip necessary????

A: Absolutely. And that goes to show that a average person like me and everyone else in the audience will think you're amazing because you are.

B: The average person wouldn't dance for me.

A: You'd be surprised.

**

A: Now stop hugging me you're sweatyyyyyy

I may write something based off this drabble soon~ should I?

Play me like a piano

Baby close the door

Show me your hands

I want to know what they're made for

I know you have talent

Jaws always drop to the floor

So play me like a piano

Press the keys lightly

The sun won't be rising

My arms are open

So show me your skill

Play me like a piano

Do every chord you want to hear

Ill guarantee the audience will cheer

Fast songs are so exciting

And slow ones are so inviting

The sheets always have an end

So just play that song again

Play me like a piano

Mermaid otp prompt ideas

(give credit if you use one please~~)

*It's been about a week since A has turned human, and living off of B's sweatpants won't make the cut. While trying on various jeans B can't help but notice A has a really fine ass.

*B can't shop with A because they get war flashbacks in the seafood aisle.

*"You already have 30 pairs of cute socks give my wallet a break."

*They're going to a party and A is dead set on wearing heels, so they have to practice walking in them a month ahead of time.

*A is always getting harassed by stylists wondering how their hair is naturally colored like that.

*A has an obsession with bathbombs and has at least 50.

*A and B go to the beach every week to put a bottle with a letter to try and reach out to A's friends. Bonus if they get a response.

*A recognizes a poacher at the pier so B punches them in the face. "He deserved it so it doesn't matter if people think I'm crazy."

*B once made a cannibalism joke while eating fish which tramuatized A. "I'm sorry it's just that it was the perfect opportunity since you used to be a mermaid so I couldn't help myself baby."

If reincarnation were real and you knew about your past life it would be awkward if you met the person responsible for your previous death. Like I may have killed you in the War of 1812, but would you like to get a beer?

Like if they both remembered their past they would have petty arguments on what country is superior, and constantly bicker.

A: since it's illegal you can't get rid of me now.

B: it wasn't hard to last time and it certainly wouldn't be difficult now Mr. I ran in the middle of a field where people were shooting.

A: don't bring that up Mr. I purposely shot my foot so I would have a slow and painful death

B: I was salty because I was fighting with my wife that morning.

A: well that must of not worked out well because my death was very slow and painful sorry to hear that bro.

B: bro

A: bro

B: my homeland is superior.