eh

imagine being in the wilderness in 1542 and seeing this shit. i’d believe in will-o-the-wisps too

that’s her. the Task Manager

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

ohhhhhh bubby from orange cats

WHATS HE DOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he sure customized the delivery experience

the original context wasnt even for. This. but the way this is popping off right now i get it

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

this is how disability works in america

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

Teach them kindness.

my little cousin is 3 and she stands there and goes “you’re doing it!” whenever i’m like, making food for us, or doing the laundry, or pushing her in a stroller up a hill. she is the most encouraging sweetheart. 

“What is it that the child has to teach? The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not. And the child is right.” - Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

I'm not crying, you're crying 😭

i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65