don't touch my golden soul with your dirty hands.

self confidence level: kelso

May we never be our daughter’s first enemy.

A lot of people probably think that Google is “the internet”

google search: how to say “I Would Do Anything For You” but make it sound casual

Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

don’t threaten me with a good time

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker

when you’re kissing someone and you stop kissing them for a sec and smile and kiss again I can’t think of something more beautiful than that

my big ass heart is ruining me. Ruining me bitch

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

It sucks when people hurt you and then act like you hurt them.

you can be the most honest, real, down to earth person and people will still fuck you over

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that