Beers and Blood

you cannot even try to tell me that king of the hill is not fucking hilarious

This is the one and only time Im ever gonna fucking tell you to listen to this asswipe of a lion.

This goes for everyone, dont think women dont do this shit to.

If anyone says “If you loved me you’d…” just leave 

Wished id have realized this at 18.

you and your body need nutrients. please make sure you are eating enough food and drinking enough water and getting enough sleep, you matter so much and i don’t want anything to happen to you

Hello this guy is actually a piece of shit and ruined me life

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a lot of folks are saying that impeaching trump is pointless because he’ll just be replaced with another bad guy, but hear me out: we could just keep impeaching them. impeach pence also, and just keep going as fast as we can. we’re only on president 45, and several short-term presidencies is the only way any of us are going to live to see president 69

this post has led to one million people explaining impeachment to me so let me just say that this post is primarily a joke about the funny sex number known as 69

Flat Bigfoot Theory: They’ve never caught him on camera because he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see. 

Flat Earth Theory is OUT, Flat Bigfoot Theory is IN

This is the THE hottest take I’ve ever heard