HUMANS SERIES TWO (2x01) sentence meme.
feel free to change context/pronouns/etc as necessary.
I was hoping you’d dance with me, that’s all.
It’s cool if it’s not your thing.
Are you sure you want this?
So, what are you doing in [LOCATION] with just a bunch of dead white guys for company?
Do you want to do something?
When did you know you liked women?
It’s hard enough to know what you want. If you have to know why you want it, too…
A stone speaks more than you!
If you had the power to create life, would you?
You know what century we’re in, right?
Doing anything I’d understand?
Bit weird, having a stranger in the house.
It just doesn’t really feel like a fresh start, does it?
It’s a difficult situation, I just… I’m just asking if you’ll help us through it.
You don’t need to thank me.
Yeah, I know I don’t need to say “please” and “thank you” but it feels weird not to.
Don’t tell him I said that.
Bloody hell, you have to tell him now, don’t you?
I don’t deem your remark pertinent.
Well, I’ll see you in the morning.
You okay? You haven’t said a word.
Did someone use your mug at work again?
I’ve been a bit busy with, you know, life.
How can you possibly presume to figure out our emotions when you have none of your own?
Stats? You’re using stats?
We’re not the only people in the world to go through this.
If you weren’t here, I’d be talking to the bloody cake stand.
What? What do you mean, you wanted? You can’t “want” anything can you?
Please don’t be frightened.
I’m experiencing a catastrophic malfunction.
Now, you think and feel just like a human.
We know you’re confused but we’ll help you.
You can’t decide who to trust, and trust is a new concept. So, don’t trust either.
Let’s just all stay calm, yeah?
You told me my place here would always be safe.
Look, it has nothing to do with you.
They may know where we are. We should change route.
That means you’re mine now.
There’s nothing that you could show me me that would make like you any less.
I’m not stupid. When I touch you, I know someone’s hurt you.
Why do I know the people that I ride the bus with better than you?
Stay. Please. I want you to stay.
I’m unable to fully consider the implications of our conversation.
Ask him if he wants a coffee, first.
Apologies for turning up unannounced.
I guess I should have returned your messages.
What is it that you want?
You’ve been reading too many tabloids.
I have to be super careful, here.
Why did you ask me to lie to him?
Unless I’ve got you very wrong, I don’t see you finishing me off any time soon.
They killed our friend! He’s not coming back!
It’s not your job to save them.
If you try to fight these people, you only put us at risk.
You’re the one putting us at risk.
One slip, and you’ll give us away.
If I don’t work, we’ll have to steal.
We both know that’s not why you do it.
I want to be around people. I want to find out who I am.
This excess of sensory feedback, it serves no useful function.
Emotions have functions. You’ll see.
I am so stoked you’re here!
Disappoint me quickly so we can all get back to work.
And how do you feel right now?
You just found him like this?
I know everything’s not perfect. There’s been a lot of change. But this can still be a good thing for us.
I can’t “move on” from that. And why would I want to?
It’s pretty hard trying to be normal when we know what we know.
Moving on might be hard, but we have each other. That’s what matters.
If I was here to kill you all, I wouldn’t have rung the bell.