Lukascore

so cool when i say hi to a cat and they do a big stretch like i dont think that has anything to do with the words i just said to you i said but i think its awesome that you got long

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

Pointing at an ill one of your future: you know that thing would be you if you died, right?

This post kinda reminds me of that one friend of mine who keeps saying how much of a shame it is that in going to die in 3 years ????

Pointing at an ill one of your future: you know that thing would be you if you died, right?

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

an important question

Lukas you scale really well into lategame

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be honest am i going to scale well late game?

an important question

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

5 cent cheaper

The Masc of Amontillado

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

this reminds me of that thing US senator Larry Craig did in some airport bathroom back in '07