In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)

Did everyone just…. forget how to create, all of a sudden? Disney pumping out the fourth remake in a row? Movies are like 70% sequels? Stories in games being just bad if they exist at all? Haven’t had a book get hyped in like half a decade? Are we okay? What’s going on?

anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms

Do u ever have an inside joke with urself

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I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

Being adult is having the “We have food at home” talk with yourself