writing prompts! vaguely spooky headlines edition
they were just supposed to be curious headlines, and then the October crept in.
local deity disproves its own existence
the rabbits have returned with a vengeance
nobody’s heard hide nor tell about this “ostrich”
help and extra limbs wanted at the volunteer clinic
unhaunted house tours with complimentary breakfast
grocery manager reveals their final form
bakery unveils baker’s dozen brains to go
county famous brewery admits to spiking beer with fairy dust
small boy has stood still for 200 years, speculations on whether he is alive or not
cloud festival is back on after weather reports predict storms
the moon has started talking back
confess to murder for a free t-shirt reading: KILLING IS SEXY
special issue brought to you by the feline population
attempts were made to hijack a funeral when someone else died on the spot
school play raising awareness for gnome’s disease
old man finally decides to not die after all, his relatives are disappointed
new law restricts ghoulish activities to select nighttime hours
to no one’s surprise, our mayor is a vampire
due to lack of remaining participants, the murder games will be cancelled
readers report that their crossword puzzles are trolling them
unfortunately, the zombies are not coming
cursed pendant argues with auctioneer about its value
please stop antagonizing the hedges
disclaimer: reading this article may drive you insane
the witch was right. THE WITCH WAS RIGHT!

















