Angel

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

I like how this post didn’t threaten me or my mother if I did not reblog…very wholesome. Have a great Thursday

I have a test. Not risking it

I’d like to put a reminder in this post that all you’re risking is a normal Thursday, and reblogging only gives you internal positive vibes. It’s a bit unsettling that any post that jokingly gives good luck is always interpreted as having an implicit threat. Your Thursday’s gonna be great. <3

I hate this post bc it was about fucking ROBRON OH MY GOD

LOOK IT’S BACK

ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

Just reblagged

I made $108 in tips when I reblogged this yesterday. Sorry but I’m doin it again

I believe

My art teacher in grade 8 had ADHD and was Bipolar on top of that and on the first day of class the first thing he told us was that sometimes he would yell at us without really meaning to. And he told us that if it ever happened to call him out because his mental illness didn’t give him the excuse to treat us like shit.

I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.

“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.

This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t the individual of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t an elderly dog

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller

Sometimes I feel like this is what it’s like being on Tumblr

the song mamma mia is the equivalent of saying “i’m back on my bullshit”

time: *makes me bolder* children: *get older* me: *gets older too*

The holiday season is coming up and if you’re being rude to a retail worker while they’re pulling off a 12+ hour shift cause it’s a holiday, you’re going directly to hell and i’m sending you there myself. 

In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out