earnest

You ghoul. I use my sardonic humor to relate to the world. Justin Gingerlake. Here’s your milkshakes 🫰🏻🫰🏻. My scouts and I, we didn’t hear anything weird. Frida Shallow. Dad, I was with Susan and the Pussycats. Why was Hermione Lodge having a clandestine tete-a-tete behind the dumpster of Pop’s with a Southside Serpent? Me and my sister Jellybean hid in the trunk. Sorry Betty, that’s hardcore. He ran a maple syrup trading business, and he murdered my grandfather in cold blood. Cuz I friggin love being a bulldog. My mom and your dad were kissing, you ginger Judas. I think she’s a serial killer on bath salts. The Shaggin Waggin. Milk Toast.👈🏻 Scatter, my vixens 👉🏻. How could you finalize this in such a final way. *sees two high school boys kissing* mmmm mmmm mmmm. I’m ghosting, I’ll see you at school. I drunk dialed my dad. Foreskin Patience x Tits Mary birthed Juggy and Jellybean. You did a bad thing, Daddy, and now everyone is gonna know. Turns out selling maple syrup was a cover for his real business, selling heroin. Principal Poppers smut. *calling from Southside serpent school* this is where I belong. Easy Hot Dog, he’s family.

Look into my eyes