Lucy

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

Lmfaooooo

Can we bring this back? He’s the reason I started carrying knives everywhere… One time he saw me inside of a liquor store and I refused to step outside until he finally left.. AN HOUR LATER. He just stood there waiting for me to leave the store. Ugh. I’m glad I’m across the country from this creep.

Oh he also stopped by my work EVERYDAY to ask me out and EVERYDAY I would say “no thank you” it got to the point that whenever I saw his car pull up I would tell my boss and then go hide in the back room. He honestly terrified me.

Men are fucking terrifying, I once had some random dude stalk me at work because I smiled at him. … something you get in trouble for if you don’t do when in customer service!

what the actual fuck

Everytime a guy tries to describe himself to me as a nice guy and that i shouldn’t be afraid, my warning siren in my head gets louder.

protip, people who are actually nice, don’t usually feel the need to tell everyone how nice they are.

Men feel so entitled sometimes. It’s scary to watch the interactions sometimes.

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

i’m actually tired bro, like from the bottom of my heart. i am tired

just cried in the mirror haha peace sign up girls

concept: a bath but like. the water never get cold. 

concept: you taking me to an aquarium and watching lovingly as i completely ignore you to look at the jellyfish

picture this I’m your wife and you just got home from work and I greet you at the door with a fork full of pasta telling you to try this

If we're together u legally have to tell my what u fantasize about me doing bc I gotta make ur dreams come true sorry that's the law