Shane/Charlie

when cecil starts drinking again so abby lowkey gets flashbacks to their mom and pushes him away from her emotionally and physically which makes him drink more because she’s the only person he wants validation from 👀

i think everyone should remember that Cecil is an unreliable narrator, he has proven multiple times to have a skewed view of his childhood and a poor memory, this alone makes him unreliable. But also, the entire podcast (mostly) is from his point of view, all we know about the characters is what he tells us, and he’s also admitted to being biased. Things “change” from his childhood so often because his brain is fighting itself so that he won’t remember, a common symptom those with trauma disorders experience.

Carlos should get to cannibalize Cecil. As a treat.

if you hate abby palmer you will die and go to hell btw i asked my good friend carlos the scientist and he said it’s scientifically proven that this is true and is what is going to happen to you if you hate abby palmer

Cecil wearing a long coat made of centipede and cockroach skin or wearing his usual long coat because of his horrible taste for fashion and there are just a bunch of centipedes and cockroaches on it

Welcome to Night Vale is great because all the routine episodes are titled like "Through the Narrow Place" and all the uniquely formatted ones with interesting plot developments are called like "Salmon Burger" or "Listener Questions"

the entirety of episode wtnv episode 132 is just cecil partially projecting i feel like