miraculous, the luckiest - on indefinite hiatus

QUEEN BEE and PRINCESS of Paris, MOI, has arrived. Hold the applause. Um? That means you APPLAUD!! – Oh you flatter me~ like and/or reblog if you’re interested in interacting with CHLOE BOURGEOIS from the MIRACULOUS LADYBUG series. Who am I kidding, of course you want to talk to me!

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“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably!” “Everything you say sounds really creepy when you’re not wearing pants.” ”First order of business, we eat their food.” “Hey, are you gonna murder me because you’re a stranger I met on the internet?” “Hubba, hubba, mama in trubba.” “I am young, I am energetic, and I think it’s about time you take advantage of me! …Not like that.” “I don’t want to some janky, freshwater bitch fish!” “I feel like I wanna murder someone, also, I want a soft pretzel.” “I feel like Russell Crowe in every movie he’s ever done.” “I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person.” “I had a dream that I killed you.” “I know this isn’t gonna end well, but the whole middle part is going to be awesome.” “I like getting older, I feel like I’m aging into my personality.” “I’m just going to eat lunch off that butt.” “I’m really bad at making decisions.” “I need you to teach me how to be a douchebag.” “If you were a hat, you’d be a top hat. But like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest compliments.” “My boobs are loving this unemployed thing. They don’t have to go to boob jail everyday.” “Okay, now Saturday is a day for sleeping. And damn it, you will not take that away from me!” “Sandwiches and sex? I want that!” “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, a summer’s day is not a bitch.” ”Six hundred dollars! That’s six hundred one-dollar bills. That’s the only way I can imagine it.” “This situation has me really jazzed up! Excuse my language!” “When you question my pajamas, you make me question our entire friendship!” “Well, guess I can’t hide my crazy!” “We’re gonna watch football, drink beer, and then we are going to Best Buy for Black Friday.” “You’re like…aging ballerina, child chess prodigy, professional magician crazy.”

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