𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐒!

Reagan Gomez-Preston, The Parent ’Hood 

Season 4 Episode 04

Warnings: Food mention, hunger mention, death mentions

Change pronouns as needed

   “I’ve never felt so alone.”

   “Being a liar is worse than being a coward!”

   “You demand an apology? I demand an apology!”

   “What do you think it’s like to die?”

   “I found you in my book. You have all the symptoms of someone whose life has no meaning.”

   “I’ll be here until I die. Give me ten minutes, tops.”

   “I don’t wanna die, I’ve got other plans!”

   “It’s hard to register enthusiasm when you’re freezing to death.”

   “It’s not easy to understand other peoples’ problems, but it’s very easy to think you do.”

   “You know, I remember this one day, I was doing my laundry, and then this big soap bubble floated right up from the tub, and there is was, in front of my face, beautiful and shiny, and then it was gone.”

   “I’m crying because I did what I was supposed to do, which I had to do, which was what I didn’t want to do, and now I don’t know what to do!”

   “You seem unwell.”

   “Do I hear crying?”

   “I’ve come to beg and grovel.”

   “We’re running out of air.”

   “On my birthday I worry about the grim reaper.”

   “I’ve tried to think about why you want to hurt us, but it just doesn’t make any sense.”

   “You know, I’m not made of magic, but I do the best I can.”

   “We are the children of tomorrow.”

   “You gotta stop and give a thought to what you do.”

   “I learned to meet my brother in my enemy.”

   “We are none of us alone.”

   “I remember faces, like a waking dream.”

   “The magic is always there, as long as we keep looking for it.”

   “This poor boy is here to live in glory.”

   “Do you think the birds sing in the morning because they think it’s making the sun rise?”

   “We’re going to see the storyteller.”

   “My pipe is a magic pipe.”

   “Let me be your song.”

   “Fear has nothing to do with it; it’s grace and style we’re concerned with.”

   “We each lead ourselves and we all lead each other.”

   “Every day the world begins again.”

   “It’s time you’ve learned how to rule the universe.”

   “According to the map, the treasure is right behind this stone.”

   “There will be motion in the stillness, as there is music in the silence.”

   “Lose your heart and it’s found.”

   “Steep your heart in the deep of the earth.”

   “The soufflé just walked through the door.”

   “SUGAR LIPS!”

   “Boy, is this talking business ever tricky.”

   “Howdy, neighbor. Move it or lose it. “

   “Listen, everybody. I just read in my book of superstitions that it’s unlucky to tug your tail.”

   “That was the best friendship stuff I ever heard.”

   “It’s the hugest thing in the universe… and its nose itches.”

   “Tedium and drudgery are good for the soul.”

   “What do you mean why? I haven’t even figured out how yet!”

   “One more minor adjustment. Hand me that sledgehammer.”

   “I’m going to drink ‘til my ears turn pink.”

   “I’m worried about enclosed spaces and death and pain and spiders and words with ‘R’ in them and…Do you want a whole list or just a general overview?”

   “Turn him upside-down!”

   “HE’S BEING IMPOSSIBLE!”

   “Oh boy! Is this that talk?”

   “I don’t know if my head works any better than my stomach.”

“Where there’s a will there is always some doubt.”

“This doesn’t look good, and it may not have a happy ending.”

“You think it’s strange here? Look out there, boy. Go on.”

“Wouldn’t it be fun to figure out a way to sew a button on a fried egg?”

“It’s been three days and all I had to eat is food.”

“You called for the oath. You could release us from it.”

“Why is there a sky? Why is there a world at all? Why do I ask ‘why’?”

“I guess some slavery feels like freedom. I didn’t realize until they tried to do it to you.”

“Everything is important. Either that or nothing is. I prefer the former.”

“Clutter is the manifestation of freedom.”

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