What's the matter, afraid of a little bad luck?

1. “It’s a dragon! What on Earth is a dragon doing in ______?” 

2. “Hey, ______, let’s shake a leg, I’m a schedule here! You’ll have plenty of time to woo ______ when you’re back.” 

3. “I was talking to her/him/them and you ruined it!” 

4. “What’s so complicated? You ask her/him out, s/he swoons. S/he says yes, you swoon back. The deal is sealed. You’re on a date.” 

5. “You drive very fast.” 

6. “I hate birds!” 

7. “Thank you! Thank you so much! You saved my life.” 

8. “You ready for a quick tour?” 

9. “Come on, you could film it. Imagine, your very own jungle movie. I could play the brave explorer. What do you think?” 

10. “Look at that! It’s ______’s lab!” 

11. “Okay, what have we got? ‘Do not use’. All right. Let’s see what it does.” 

12. “Right, good. ______ is fine. You’re fine. I’m fine. The plants are fine. Everything’s fine.” 

13. “You didn’t see something strange in there, did you?” 

14. “Not interested.” 

15. “Something touched me!” 

16. “Where you see catastrophe, I see opportunity.” 

17. “When people are frightened, they need protection. They need someone that they can turn to, someone to believe in, a savior, a hero. In other words, they need me.”  

18. “You scared me! What are you doing here?” 

19. “Look at me! I’m a mess!” 

20. “Oh. great. Now I have to change again.” 

21. “Oh, I get it. You’re jealous. You’re jealous of my success. It makes you feel small.” 

22. “If you want to see popular and creative, come see my show one night. Oh, wait, you can’t. We don’t accept losers.” 

23. “That’s very nice of you, but don’t you think it’s a little early to refer to us as ‘us’?” 

24. “Oh my god. Are you okay? Did I hurt you? Let me see…” 

25. “Do you… do you have a name?” 

26. “Perfect! The police will never recognize you now.” 

27. “What part of ‘don’t make a sound’ did you not understand?” 

28. “I will tell everyone that you’re in love with _____!” 

29. “It’s the monster.” 

30. “S/he’s not a monster!” 

31. “Well, I guess s/he does look pretty laid back for a monster.” 

32. “I will pulverize it! I will crush it! Send it back to Hell from whence it came!”

33. “Look, ______, I didn’t come here to argue with you, I came to save you. Let’s go.” 

34. “Bravo, _______. Excellent acting skills.” 

35. “If only we could shrink him/her/them down to his/her/their normal size. Then nobody would ever find him/her/them! The smaller you are, the less people look at you. At least, that’s been my experience.” 

36. “There’s only one person who could save _____, and s/he’s in ______ right now.” 

37. “______, if we die, I’ll kill you.” 

38. “You know the monster that everyone’s talking about? He/she/it’s here!” 

39. “We should reconsider. I mean, that creature never really hurt anybody.” 

40. “Why are you talking in that ridiculous voice?” 

41. “Hold on, ______, I’m coming!” 

42. “You know what, ______? I’m very upset. And for the first time, I’m going to do something about it!” 

43. “I may be a dwarf, but I have a big gun.” 

44. “You leave my ______ alone!” 

45. “We each have our destiny. Yours lies in the shadows, while mine is out in the spotlight.” 

46. “You were wonderful. Just like in my dreams.” 

47. “I did it! I killed the monster of ______!” 

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But I won’t cry and I won’t start to crumble, whenever they try to shut me or cut me down

c. @flywithboyer

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