My Blog @lucilleguignol - Tumblr Blog

[S] Make Her Pay.

THE MAID'S CHARIOT CANNOT BE STOPPED

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

chifuvrse

i started xbc2 and the whole time i was thinking how can i make this about shalvis

lesbian-toddhoward

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

lesbian-toddhoward

now rebloggable. fuck with me

yosaplyop-deactivated20230729

Why the fish

wizardgoblin

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

theonlycabbage

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

mapswithoutwyoming

happy flat fag friday

gouinisme

learning a lot about men on the dash today

anonymouscomrade

there's only two ways i see the Homestuck animation thing ending:

1) it never comes out and is quietly canceled

2) extremely loud and public falling-out of everyone involved after episode four gets delayed for like four years, the whole thing neatly documented in a Gio blog post sometime in 2031 with incontrovertible proof that the whole thing was a money laundering scheme to pay for Hussie's illegal underground baby racing ring

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

victusinveritas

liminalweirdo

i'm not sure why this was posted without the link to the actual GFM but here it is

werewolf-transgenderism

made an irresponsible indie clothing brand purchase but in my defense it's got fun medievalisms going on and also I am allergic to spending money on myself

werewolf-transgenderism

someone asked for pictures so here you go. my irresponsible purchase from the hushfall archives

werewolf-transgenderism

doing my microblogging part to inform you all that the preorders close today, August 11th!! get your orders in and get some cool medievalisms to wear on your body!

Fuck this. My God.

most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

androidboy

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

fairuzfan

This is what the #bringthemhome loser all say unironically

dajo42

if i worked at nintendo i would try so hard to make it canon that mario and luigi are red/green colourblind and think theyre wearing the exact same outfit

smeagles

british ppl are so funny man

bymcr

am i missing something… or is this like…. a problem….

nealashitposts

the english are weak

swear2g-d

theroseandthebeast

#i mean the boring answer is that many people go to college here and experience the epic highs and lows of being late teens early 20s. #the less boring answer is it's the molasses curse ( @burins)

cracklinhaze

yeah fine i scribbled this instead of doing any productive work

sue me

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

afloweroutofstone

Reporting in live from Washington DC, which the US President today described as “overtaken by violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals, roving mobs of wild youth, drugged out maniacs and homeless people…” Earlier this afternoon I was walking to the grocery store when a group of 4,500 teenage thugs stopped me, called me a cracker, and stole the molar fillings right out of my mouth. I was able to flag down one of the three police officers employed in our national capitol only to be told that they could not help me, because of woke. After finding a restroom in hopes of cleaning myself up, I discovered that the paper towel dispenser had been filled with used heroin needles and the severed hand of a small business owner who was killed for his Christian faith. Since beginning this post, I have been shot in the head four times by three different people

bubblegum-sullivan-13

That sounds terrible. You and that Markie Plier fella ought to form a support group.

packloafer

great news: the team who restored the Belgica’s coelophone (hand-cranked reed organ) for last year’s MAS Antwerp exhibit digitized their recordings! that means that you can listen to the actual music they had on the Belgica played on their actual device like you can listen to it right now

photographs from the same source, Pauliphonic, where you will also find a video of the restorers operating the piece and almost 100 photos of the object itself :) it’s a really thorough demonstration of this instrument; I actually saw it in person at last year’s exhibit & feel this is a much, much more effective way to showcase how the “books” are shaped and stored and how much manipulation is required to play music on this thing.

katelyn-danger

THE DOUBLE BELLOWS IS SO COOL!!! what a smart way to generate continuous airflow

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

My Blog