Who'd win in a cat fight? no magic, no demon forms, no pacts, no shit, no shame, no remorse. Just a full on messy fight between dames. I WILL put bad bitches against each other.
Barbatos & Asmo
Lucifer & Solomon
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Who'd win in a cat fight? no magic, no demon forms, no pacts, no shit, no shame, no remorse. Just a full on messy fight between dames. I WILL put bad bitches against each other.
Barbatos & Asmo
Lucifer & Solomon

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Obey me, but five seconds in we've already lost our soul to some demon who promised us a dose of the *sniffs* good stuff (gender)- because holy shit these daemons absolutely radiate it. And NOW we're sitting outside Lucifer's office as the The Big Three reel from this our idiocy and Sol gives us a pat on the back bc we just broke a speedrunning record 🥳 🎉
Mammon has a lot of bad habits but his favorite one is feeling the need to touch you. He loves the way his scent is always lingering on your body because he has been hugging you. Mammon is enamored with the way his hands fit perfectly with yours and it's always comfortable to hold each other.
He couldn't acknowledge it at first,he thought it was normal since "yer my partner of course i want to touch ya!" Seemed like something normal to him and everyone. It was normal but not like this.
How could he resist the urge to feel your warmth? He needed to hear your heartbeat, listen to your voice, smell your blood, feel your body by his side. Those were normal needs for a demon.
And who were you to deny the demon what he wants?
You always gave in to the biting,the scenting, everything he did to feel you was perfect.
He was perfect when his eyes turned darker whenever someone's scent sticks to you, he was perfect whenever he asked for permission to touch you and he was more perfect than anyone when he said "Thank you,love" after he scented you back with his smell for everyone to know that he is yours and you are his.
MC, at any point in time when the demons become too much:
Imagine walking into the garden to find belfie hung up on the clothesline like a wet shirt, still sleeping.

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To my knowledge there is no equivalent of popping candy in the devildom THERFORE! What if MC brought some back from a spontaneous trip to the Human World and our lil blorbos just stop. and are like. Why does the human have fireworks in their mouth??? Like what. The. Fuck. geT That oUT of YouR MOUTH!!! Bad MC, Bad.
Because while Devildom cuisine is weird to us, some of our foods gotta be weird to them, like, why do we need sugar that explodes, y'know?
Never the same
MC, after the devildom be like:
🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨
Hi hi! Thank you for this ask! 😌🥰 Instead of sending ten separate asks, I'm just going to tag some people. 💃🏾
Tame Impala - New Person, Same Old Mistakes
Kid Hastings - Business Cycles
Phlake - Ikea Episodes
Big Black Delta ft. Debbie Gibson - RCVR
Phoenix - Chloroform
Tagging: @helenas-revenge @atelieredux @gossamer-sky @scorchieart @jozhenji @asunnygray @shimadalluvia @jediorgana @vampirodelascajas @mystikawi @dragonmaiden79
Also, if you see this come across your dash, consider yourself tagged!
thank you for the tag !!! I'm just going to drop the songs I'm currently obsessed with so, pls don't judge me lmao. it's so hard to think about other artists that's not the neighborhood...
— la fama - Rosalía x The Weeknd
— flowers - the neighborhood
— Malibu 1992 - COIN
— streets - Doja Cat
— if you're too shy (let me know) - the 1975
tagging: @aftergiow @cryo-regalia @munsonsins @scarlett-vixen @property-of-diavolo + everyone who wants to join <3
Ty for the tag bby <3 u got good taste !!!
bottom of the deep blue sea by misso
the less I know the better by tame impala
young god by halsey
softcore by the nbhd
sex drugs etc by beach weather
# : @lvlyone @littledemondani @tinymaru @shadowsorceress @pedropascalsx @chaossmoonlights @luvbladez + anyone who wants to !!
Ayyy thank you ☺️
Cry baby by the nbhd
505 by arctic monkeys
The curse of Feanor by blind guardian
Creep by Radiohead
Wires by the nbhd
tagging @yuujispinkhair @mrskodzuken @mrsmorgenstern @scarlett-vixen @eternallydaydreaming2015 and whoever wants to join 😙
Thanks for the tag!
Shed My Skin by Within Temptation
Crucified by Disturbed
Planet Hell by Nightwish
Tides of Time by Epica
Fading Earth by Leaves' Eyes
Tagging: @cypherleaf @iwannawritelots @obeythedemons @amistytown @yourboyhack @juvellianovo @pandasfoxes05 @3vocatio @slepyicarus and anyone else who wants to join in.
thank you so much for choosing to tag me, ettie! i think i'll cheat a little by giving you two songs i think you'll enjoy before listing my choices~ ( •⌄• ू )✧
💐꒱﹒DEBT COLLECTOR by jhariah ㅤㅤ❝ here comes the debt collector, seems you owe him again ...
💐꒱﹒nobody like u (anime cover) by thai mcgrath & foxchase ㅤㅤ❝ you're never not on my mind, oh my, oh my ...
💐꒱﹒northern star by dom fera ㅤㅤ❝ and she laughed when he asked if his head seemed alright, singing “i've seen the bright sides my whole lovely life” ...
💐꒱﹒when the darkness comes by colbie caillat ㅤㅤ❝ when you're feeling lost i'll leave my love hidden in the sun ...
💐꒱﹒spirits of the sea (cover) by raon ㅤㅤ❝ on a beach graced by the fresh summer breeze, let us meet again ...
and don't mind me, i will be gathering the following people to join (& i apologize if you're mutuals with each other and had the idea of tagging the other, i wanted to include a few people i don't tag often ;w;;),
ㅤㅤ⤹ ❝ @rinsuh, @raazberry, @sevensigils, @akugyu, @our-destiny, @simeons-hot-cocoa, @shabootldoo, @alpine-forget-me-nots, @mee-op, @books-and-catears, @12am-motivation, @chaosinterlude, @nyoureii, and @i23vhs ♡
as for the rest of you who see this, be my guest and feel free to join!
Thank you for the tag!! My music taste is all over the place tbh
1. Heavy Metal Lover - Lady Gaga
2. Goodbye, My Danish Sweetheart - Mitski
3. Imma Kill U - Insane Clown Posse
4. ¡Aikido! (Neurotic / Erotic) - Will Wood
5. Almost Human - Voltaire
Tagging: @a-ashengrotto @addictedtofictionalangelshehe @ril-rarely-writes and anyone who is interested in doing this :]
Ahh thank you 😩 I genuinely adore your taste 🤌 mine is also all over the place hehe
1. Sick - flyleaf
2. Dark Beach - Pastel Ghost
3. Society - pathetic
4. Love is doom, a fistful of napalm - Devils Witches
5. Mascara - Deftones
Tags: @lucifersbartab @dcvilgrams @mammoneythegreat 💜
Thanks for the tag lmao <3
1. Still Life (w/Anderson Paak) - RM //this album (INDIGO) changed my trajectory in life, forever grateful 💜💜💜
2. Entirety of J-Hope's album Jack in the Box, no skips. None
2. Smoke Sprite (feat. RM of BTS)- So!YOoN!, RM
3. So 4 More - BTS
4. Dramatic - SKY-HI
5. Social Path - Stray Kids, LiSA
Tags: @etcrow @666writingcafe @i-slept-for-13hours-ohshi 🪷
My favourite genre of media is unhinged homosexuals
The brothers sitting down for dinner (minus MC who is spending the night @ Purgatory Hall)
The brothers: ...
Beel: I miss MC
Belphie: yea...
Mams, standing: yea let's go get 'em-
Asmo, to everyone's surprise: tut tut tut, now, I think we should give our darling MC a bit of time away, don't you agree, Lucifer? Nothing can harm them with angels, and a powerful sorcerer about.
Lucifer: yes... Yes I agree (?) With Asmo, for once (?)
*some time passes, and Asmo's smirk keeps getting more, and more devilish to the point where the brothers think it's horny hours and wish to leave, immediately*
Next day
Asmo: MC darlin, how was ur stay? Did you do anyone particularly fun?
MC: dontcha mean anything?
Asmo, smirks, and whispers but not really: No, no I did not. Did you seriously think, as the Avatar of Lust that I didn't know that my two favourite humans who both share a pact with me were getting it on last night?
The brothers: *jealousy mode activated*
MC: ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)/
Asmo: Now while I admire your taste, I am also extremely disappointed to be left out! I thOuGht we We WEre FrieNds!
Mams: friends don't fuck.
Asmo: clearly you don't have any good ones, or any at all.
*chaos ensues*
@ Purgatory Hall
Luke: what did you and MC get up to last night, Solomon?
Sol: Oh nothing much kid.
*Later*
Raphael: nothing much? That sounded like quite the complex game of Twister.
*bye bye coffee, and bye bye Simeon's outfit*

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Lucifer: Mammon, MC! Aren't U two supposed to be studying, and, furthermore, I thought I banned poker.
MC: Luci, we are studying, this is maths, it's a probability study :D
Lucifer: *blood vessels practically boiling*
Satan: sounds fun, deal me in
Solomon is shit at maths, change my mind, like, for what other reason would he be fucking up spells, and potions, and COOKING, which all require the use of mathematics, in some form or another.
A piano, merely vibing in a public space: *Levi & Sol, look at the piano, look at each other, and then at MC*
MC: don't do it, don't you fuckin dare-
Levi & Sol: *Megalovania* 🎹doo do du du du du🎶
The piano, the poor soul that suffers this torment daily:
MC, as shit my friends said in highschool
MC, to Mammon: Yo, remember that time I microwaved scissors? Wanna try again?
Lucifer, without looking up from his newspaper: absolutely not, unless you're prepared to pay the bill.
MC, walking in W/ a smoothie: I saw god at the hospital yesterday.
The brothers in unison: well, did you punch the bitch?
MC: BEEL!don’t eat the ground water, you’ll get dysentery and DIE!
MC: If there was a kid in front of me I'd hit it.
Luke: (・_・;) (jk, Luke is bebe)
Imagine that the bros and the dateables were all incredibly busy W/some important shit that was 'too dangerous' =_= for MC so that some crusty old inner circle demons were charged W/ their care,
Like these ancient beings are charged W/ this absolutely feral human from the inane 21st century, like the brothers would get blurry photographs taken from afar W/ descriptions such as,
'The gremlin has been fed,
And the bros would reply like,
'After midnight? Bruh you fucked up lmao, get yo house in order.'

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Maybe the reason why Mephisto is good w/ children is bc up until recently his parents shunned him to the kiddie table at all the fancy demon gatherings and he had to either prove his worth, or starve.
Mammon: *Deep breath* I think about MC a normal amount.
The brothers, dateables, MC, his renounced angel brethren, God: