Not Supernatural

Banishment spell that sends you to the DMV

i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

this is the fire they use to cook the krabby patties with

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

that was the devil

tik tok is having a bone stealing witch scandal. i repeat. tik tok is having a bone stealing witch scandal. but this time a man is collecting human spines

the nature of humanity is that every so often someone tries to brag about “””acquiring””” human remains on the internet again

it’s the circle of life

@normal-horoscopes

AY THERE IT IS