i'll be my own hero;

“Well, in the usual case she can, but to her girlfriends. I’m neither female nor can I recall us being explicit friends.”

“You mistake me for someone who actually wastes her time with friendships.”

“I appreciate you asking for my permission, but you can do whatever the fuck you want. You bore me.”

“Then why tell me in the first place, if I’m so boring? Move along, Carrow.”

“I don’t know, are you quite capable of doing two things at once?”

“Aw, the lion can bite. How cute. Simple-minded, at best, but cute all the same.”

“I think my voice is far more pleasant than the sound of a backstabbing bitch trying to be sassy.”

“I did what had to be done and I won’t apologize for it. However, you can’t deny that I have sass down to an art form. You might be a Slytherin, but green with envy doesn’t suit you.”

“A pity. Now how again is that any of my business?”

“Can’t a girl just vent her frustrations? Honestly.”

“Sounds exactly like something I could find myself joining you in. You mind?”

“It’s an open hallway. Technically, I can’t stop you.” 

‘’–oh my–what?”

“Oh, no no no. I’m not repeating myself. Everyone knows you can’t keep a secret.” 

“Thank fuck, I was going to go insane if we had to stay in the library any longer. The sound of first years crying makes me want to gauge my eyes out.”

“So you think adding your voice to the mix makes this in any way better?”

“If that’s your prerogative… sure?” That was the last time Remus asked Lucinda about homework.

“My motivation is entirely based on a need for decent food, which I won’t get standing here chit-chatting. Time is of the essence, you know. Maybe you’ve never watched the Slytherin table at dinner, but they’re monsters.”