howdy

I have got to stop learning news this way

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

jealousy isn’t the way bro

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

you take that back right fucking now

Damn

We did it. We won.

pics that make u go wahoo!! hell yeah!!!!

If you find yourself in times of trouble, ask yourself, ‘what would Gandalf do’, and remember, ‘beat a man unconscious with a big stick’ is a valid answer

When I find myself in times of trouble, Gandalf Greyhame comes to me, Wailing on those assholes, With a tree (with a tree)

btw this isn’t the extent of the horrors white supremacists will enact. the real horrors will start as they return to their communities with the high of having broken into the fucking capitol with guns and bombs and having been protected by the police and the president. the real horrors will be enacted on poc and Black ppl specifically now that white supremacists know they can do whatever the fuck they want with guaranteed protection, they will not be enacted on congressmen. it’s not your politicians you have to worry about. pelosi will be just fine.

i noticed i misread the gofundme total, it’s $10k not $100k, but you should still donate to her if you can. i can’t imagine the hell she’s going through.

crabs really just sit on the sea floor and do fucking nothing all day huh

"oh shit uhhh looks like it's time to use my claws to pick at whatever fish remains have fallen down here today....the same thing i always do"

you got pinched didnt you