Live Your Best Life

I’ll stop queuing this when it stops making me laugh every time I see it….

If you shake me you can actually hear all the gay little thoughts rattling in my brain

I met a fourth grader and her name was yue, and she was like ‘yea I’m named after a character from avatar the last air bender cause my parents are huge nerds’ and all I said was ‘that’s rough buddy’ and she beamed at me and I’m pretty sure I made her day lmao

“how the fuck can a fourth grader be named after The Last Airbender, that was only a few years ago” he thought, moments before the all-consuming despair at the passage of time took hold

Girls are hot, full homo

ibuprofen is the only real feminist ally

this didn’t age well

well it definitely didn’t

the halloween socks stay on during sex

one of the funniest subtle details in spongebob was when they threw a party for sandy and the banner said “HAPPY TEXAS”

if u have curly hair and someone tells you that you look better with it straight? that's a demon speaking to u baby

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason