[Text] Hey, so here's a treat. I promised you I'd do it, and I did. Enjoy. [Sends Video Attachment] [Text] Oh, and if anyone asks. I didn't know anything about it...
Text: Holy shit
Text: y e s
Text: Iâm saving this forever, all of my dark moments will be characterized by watching this
Text: Donât tell my family but you might be my new best friend
analyticalcapuletâ:
Text: Oh that hurts
Text: Is this an elaborate ploy for me to say something complimentary now?
Text: Ignore that I said anything there. It came out before I thought about what I was saying.
Text: Hell no. Compliment me when Iâve done something else thatâs as awesome as the video that I sent you.














