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hillary clinton is losing by approximately 2.7 million…conveniently the exact amount of people who have voted for gary johnson. to everyone who chose THIS election to vote third party i would like you to sit the fuck down and look at yourself because this is what you’ve done. 

I’m glad I’m up on my conspiracy theories enough to get this.

Bernie save us from these republicans

Like doesn’t it blow your mind to realize that these few words can ignite such rage in some people? Like he’s literally the only one out here like “I believe these people who have been oppressed for a long time are actually people.” And that makes some people SO MAD. Like the notion that a black or Latina transwoman would be treated fairly under law like genuinely makes people extremely mad??? Like that blows my mind.

this is ‘the villain helps the heroes take down a more evil villain’ trope come to life

*looks outside to see if pigs are flying*

if you told me a few years ago that I’d be reblogging a gifset of Mitt Romney, agreeing with every word he said, I would NOT have believed you.

mitt romney redemption arc

me at 2pm on a tuesday

me

wjat the Fuck

when my boss asks me why I quit

Ummmmmm how is she alive

when he dont answer my text

i can’t believe desiigner single handedly saved pandas

what even was this show

Beyonce really said “ten times out of nine I know you’re lying” like yas queen of improper fractions

Hope you find someone with some genuine mutual feelings fam

This good karma needs to be passed

I hope you get that job you need

I hope some money comes your way.

I hope that stress you have goes away

I hope you feel good and okay in the morning

I hope you feel loved and safe

I hope you have enough to eat

I hope that bad situation you’re in gets better