lohen drugging darling with sleep potion to make her sleep after lots of sleepless night due to work
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its been a while since lohen last saw you. perhaps days. he couldnt find you anywhere, not on patrol, not on training ground. he had a hunch that you would be cooped up in your shared office with varka, dealing with his endless paperworks and reports. he sighed in disbelief at how easy varka tricked you into doing his workload.
and so he decided to sneak into your office through the window, one late night as you were focusing to finish the reports, startling you in the process.
you screamed, ready to attack him in a panic state, before he quickly lunged himself inside.
"wow wow, easy there, sugarplum. its me, your beloved knight." he held his hands up. realizing it was lohen, you withdrew whatever object you managed to snatch.
"lohen ! what was that for ? we have a door for a reason." you scolded him, but he just laughed heartily as you hit his chest lightly. he caught your wrists easily.
"cant risk myself getting caught for delaying your work, you know." he eyed you with a rare gentle gaze, reserved only for you. he saw how there were bags under your eyes, your hair disheveled and tangled here and there. you looked totally different from how you usually presents yourself.
gently, lohen smoothed out your disastrous hair with his fingers from your face before cupping your somewhat skinny cheeks. "have you been neglecting your meals again, sugarplum ?"
his observation is always on point. there is no use for you to lie to him, when he has sharp eyes. so you slowly nodded your head while avoiding his gazes. "there's just so much to be done, with so little time. i cant help it."
clicking his tongue repeatedly, he shook his head in mock disappointment. "no wonder i havent seen you for days. the grandmaster locked you up in here to do his jobs. what a sadist."
you wanted to refute back, but his finger was faster to shut you down as it latched onto your dry lips. "fret not, sugarplum~ your knight in shining armor is here to rescue you. but first, let me make you a warm cup of tea. its your favorite, right ?"
you couldnt even refuse lohen's service as he already walked over to the pantry to prepare your drink. he's always so attentive to your needs, that you would feel bad if you say no to him when he's just trying to make you feel better.
'just this once,' you thought to yourself and making your way back to your designated desk. it was cramped with all sorts of documents that you were sure you had done a lot but it kept coming back one after another. you took your seat and continued your work.
not long after, lohen came back with a steaming cup of tea and placed it on your table. "just the way you like it. one tablespoon of sugar. and do be careful, its hot."
you smiled sweetly at him, before dragging it closer to you. picking up the cup, you slowly blew it off to cool it down and took a little sip at a time. lohen watched you quietly the whole time -almost too quiet. no comments or remarks to tease you how you drink like a princess and such.
the warmth of the tea felt comfortable to you. you finished half of the cup before picking up your quill again. "thank you for the tea, lohen. you always know how to brew a good one."
oh he loves it when you compliment him. but he was more happy that you didnt suspect a thing about the tea. he blamed it on your fatigueness. "just the best for my sugarplum."
and so, he stayed for a while as you did your job, until you needed to grab a book from the shelf. you went unconscious, but he managed to catch you in time before your body hit the carpeted floor.
"looks like the drug finally kicks in." lohen brushed your hair away from your face, tucking it behind your ear. "i cant bare at the thought that you're not getting enough rest at nights. i know you wont listen to me at all, so i had to do what i have to get you to sleep."
he carried your sleeping figure to the sofa. he noticed how light you have become. looks like he needed to take you out for breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday for the next six months.
after setting you down on the sofa, with pillow under your head and soft blanket over your body, he placed a kiss on your forehead. he watched the rise and fall of your chest, the way you had the most peaceful face in your sleep got him everytime.
lohen sat on the floor, accompanying you for a bit during the cold night. it didnt matter that he wont be able to sleep next to you (much to his dismay), but he was glad he could at least made you get the sleep that you deserved.
"my sugarplum is a hardworking girl~ but I would hate it if she falls sick when im not around her." he whispered quietly as he played with the strands of your hair.
"sleep tight, princess~ dream of me while you're at it, will you ?" he kissed your cheek next before getting up from the cold floor. he looked back at you over his shoulder, smiling. who would've thought the knowledge of how to concoct the most efficient sleep potion would come this handy in his relationship.
"now, time to get her work done before sunrise so we can both go on a date together~"
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a/n: lowkey want lohen to drug me so that i can see him making THAT face đđťđđťđđťđđť
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lohen who loves sparring with you. . . ŕťę°ŕžŕ˝˛ 㣠â¸â¸ Ë ęąŕžŕ˝˛á
lohen would absolutely love a playful partner, or at least someone that shares his interest in combat.
he loves that you can keep up with him, that you donât back down from a challenge, that you grin at him with that same competitive spark burning in your eyes.
if anything, it just makes him want to win even more.
itâs already well known that lohen loves fighting. he likes the rush of it, the challenge, the feeling of being stronger.
so when his favorite person also enjoys sparring?
well, it usually ends with him still pinning you to the ground anyway..
âtold you,â he says, trying, and failing not to sound way too pleased with himself. âcâmoon,â he giggles. âthat was just the first round!â
âuughh, lohen! get off meee.â
you roll your eyes, whining and already trying to shove him off, but he only laughs and catches your wrists with ease, keeping you pinned there while he basks in his victory for a moment longer.
oh, heâs absolutely insufferable when he wins.
especially because every time you get more combat experience, he just has to get stronger too, determined to stay one step ahead. he kind of loves manhandling you during sparring matchesâ sometimes heâs a little mean with it, but in that annoyingly affectionate way where heâs grinning the entire time, clearly having the time of his life.
heâll make sure to ruffle your hair afterward, place a kiss on your lips and offer you a hand up, and immediately starts talking about how good you did during your little match.
although he especially likes it if youâre a little annoyed about it afterwards.
heâs got that stupid grin on his face while youâre trying to tell him he only won because he got lucky, and all heâs seeing is that adorable pout on your face.
âyeahhh?â he says, leaning closer. âis that what happened?â
he gets all smug about it.
heâll pull you towards him while youâre still grumbling, press a kiss to your lips, your cheek, your foreheadâ anywhere he can reach before you can squirm away.
sometimes heâll hook an arm around your waist when youâre pretending to walk away after losing and drag you right back against him.
âhey! where are you going?â
âhmph, away from you!â
âhmm.. no youâre not.â
he canât help but like when youâre a little huffy afterward. not genuinely upsetâ heâd hate that, but the kind of annoyed where youâre crossing your arms and refusing to look at him while still wanting to be near him anyway âĄ
the concept of him having a joy meter oh my gooood, anyway this is me inserting myself into genshin-blr
A/N: I'm really nervous about posting this... I originally wrote it in my native language a while ago, and I'm not the best at English, so i apologize if you find anything wrong! (Please let me know though..)
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TW: backhanded mentions of stalking, insinuation of murder, obsession, somewhat unhealthy relantionship. (Almost all of It is more implicit)
â> âËࡠHe's obsessed with you. For a good reason though! (Not really)
Lohen who met reader when they were both kids and he still lived in the streets. Even as an act of pure innocence, you invited him to play hide and seek, and teached him when he said he didn't know how to. After that, both of you would meet everyday in the same spots, with you often giving him food, patching him up, or just showing him something that was far from being acknowledged in the cruel world of the cold roads. But even so, you showed him nothing but warmth. A warmth he slowly learned how to accept, and then how to seek.
He wasn't one to constantly remind himself of the past, very rarely did he 'waste his time' on it. But any of his memories with you would bring the same warmth to his chest almost instantly, so that was something he clung onto while on the expedition in Nod-krai. He'd remember very well how you ran to hug him when he was rescued by Adorno, how his cold temperature clashed with your warm one.. How he suddenly felt safer, even.
That being said, it was quite obvious he was very much devoted to you, in some sense. And that was since an early age too! somewhere between his days as an adventurer to nowdays? Maybe even longer. You just needed to say the word and he'd to it without any complains (although he might throw around some teasing..But come on, we're talking about Lohen). You want to get better at fighting? He'd be delighted to do some sparring! Might even go easy on you in his own way. Craving food? he's already on your door with a bag full of your favorites. You don't have time to get new clothes? Your dearest friend knows your sizes for a reason! Even if you're sure you never told him before.. Well, he's a long-time friendship, must have figured out. But honestly you wouldn't even NEED to ask him favors, the vice captain has a knack for reading you as if you were one of the books in the Knights of Favonius' library.
Oh, and there is no restrictions, just as there is no end for his devotion. Lohen himself isn't the biggest fan of restricting things in most areas of life, so you wouldn'tâwell, shouldn't expect him to hold himself back when it's something for YOU. He'll kill for you; Hilichurls and variants..or maybe ruin guards? He could do the same with people too if so you wish.. Or not, since he'd knock out anyone who even dared to do you wrong, behind your back or not.
But it's not his fault he owes you so much! And it's also not his fault he feels less empty when you're around.. Or maybe it is. Either way, you should know by now that Lohen is hopelessly devoted to you, in his very much twisted way.
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Warning: yandere, masochism, obsessive behavior, mentions of blood and broken bones, fem!reader. English isn't my native language, so there are some mistakes (I wrote this in a math class, what do you want from me?).
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Mondstadt knows you as a respected commander of the fifth company, the city's residents deeply respect you, even Master Varka himself admires your combat skills at such a young age
But your most devoted fan will always be your vice-commander. He constantly follows you like a guard dog, ready to tear out the throat (literally) of anyone who dares to insult you.
Lohen would give anything in the world just for a fleeting glance from you. He hates leaving your camp when you and your squad are on an expedition, just to deliver letters (he tears up some of them to get the job done faster and spend time with you). He hates seeing other people, dislikes listening to other people's conversations, because he has to pretend to be polite, smile, and appear interested. Lohen  dreams of being by your side as soon as possible, instead of doing his regular duties.
Your soldiers love you, of course; you're their leader and comrade. But they're terrified of Loen's wrath (read: jealousy). Whenever a soldier comes to you, interrupting a "moment of closeness," as your vice-commander likes to call any time you're paying attention to him, the young man instantly glares at the poor soldier, and then they both leave to "discuss things in more detail." After such discussions, another man with horrific injuries is added to the infirmary. They say he was thrown into a cliff about a hundred times by the enormous monster.
Lohen screams like a crazy fan when you show off your fighting skills. Like, you're chopping up monsters, your sword flying everywhere, and he giggles and kicks his legs, thinking, "My captain is sooo strong!!! I so want her to step on me just like she did that monster..."
And Lohen marks your sparring sessions together on his calendar like a holiday. Because he remembers the time you kicked him like a punching bag, and he didn't even try to dodge (you later scolded him for that). He's lying face down, his leg twisted at an unnatural angle, multiple wounds clinging to his clothes, and the pain is simply unbearable. But Lohen still feels this way: you, you, you, you, you, and this pain is comparable to heaven. You squat down and lift his head by the hair. A fountain of blood flows from his nose, scratches and a blossoming bruise appear on his cheek. But he looks at you like a cult leader looks at the deity to whom he has dedicated his entire life. And he's not thinking about how pathetic he looks, but about how he can shove your fingers down his throat.
Your vice-commander is so strange, but he is devoted to you until the end of his life ^^
im gonna headcanon that Lohen has absolutely NO game whatsoever and hes just being carried by his pretty face.
hes so handsome and chivalrous but then he opens his mouth and like "oh! so you were serious when u said you'd carve out your heart if i asked!... that's nice i guess?đ ".
the only time he actually bags someone (who is not only mesmerised by his beauty) is if that someone is a mental institute patient and needs to be checked along side with him.
In which you're a bit of a weapons maniac; Lohen adores that about you.Â
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additional info:Â drabble, reader is captain of the 8th Company
A/N:Â Got this idea after seeing this post from @lscforyou! Not sure if this is what you had in mind but hope you like it regardless <3
You were drafting out a blueprint for one of your latest inventions when you heard a knock at your office door.Â
"Come in!" You called.Â
"What's my favourite Captain up to?"
You turned to face the owner of the voice; you'd recognize him anywhere.Â
You grinned. "Lohen! What brings you here?"Â
"What, do I need a reason to see you?" Lohen replied.Â
"No, but I'm very busy right now. So if it's nothing important, please leave." You pointed at the door.Â
"Well, what are you working on?" Lohen gestured towards your papers.Â
You broke into a wide grin. "I am so glad you asked!"
You picked up your drafts and held them up for Lohen to see.Â
"I'm currently designing an explosive firearm! But get this, it will have absolutely no recoil."
Lohen tilted his head, intrigued. "How is that possible?"
"The weapon consists of an open tube that launches the ammunition. You know how a typical gun has a force that pushes backward because there must be an equal reaction to the forward momentum of the bullet, right?"
Lohen nodded. "I think you made it sound more complicated than it actually is, but yes."
You huffed. "It was a rhetorical question."
Lohen rolled his eyes. "How was I supposed to know?"
You sighed. "Whatever, moving on. A typical gun absorbs that backwards force since there's nowhere for it to go. So the operator also feels that kick."
You raised a finger.Â
"But with this new weapon, that force exits through the back of the tube immediately which prevents the effects of recoil."
Lohen nodded, attention fully on you. "I see."Â
"Yes!" You waved your arms around excitedly. "And with the explosive ammo, this thing will blow a hilichurl's head clean off!"Â
You continued with your rambling, completely losing yourself in your thoughts. Meanwhile, Lohen hung on to your every word with a fond smile.Â
"Now, there's one problem with the weapon's recoil prevention. Since the high-pressure exhaust exits from the back, any troops in the vicinity are at risk of friendly fire. So I'm currently trying to figure out how to resolve that!"
You paused for a moment to catch your breath.Â
"So, any ideas?" You finished.Â
Lohen laughed. "You know that I don't understand all the technical stuff. I just appreciate the artistry."
You groaned. "Get out if you're not going to be helpful. I have work to do."
At that very moment, your stomach decided to make itself heard.Â
Lohen chuckled. "Have you eaten?"
Your face turned red. "Guess I forgot to..."
"Let's get something to eat then." Lohen suggested.Â
"Wait, after I finish this!" You objected.Â
"Come on, a little break won't hurt you," Lohen insisted.Â
You shook you head firmly. "No."
"I'll take you to the shooting range after. You can spend as long as you'd like there. No training is in session today."
Shit. He knew just how to get you.Â
While your role in the Knights was support, you still itched to try your hand at using your own weapons. Surprisingly, you were terrible at it. You were more suited to theory rather than technical work it seemed. However, Lohen had been teaching you whenever he could. One of these days you would become an excellent shot. You're sure of it.Â
"Fine," you relented.Â
Lohen grinned. "Good! Looks like I won't have to drag you out."
He held out a hand to you. Â
You tilted your head, confused. "What are you doing?"
Lohen put on a face of disappointment. "What, you don't want to hold my hand?"
You blushed. "But that's weird."
Lohen retracted his hand.
"Wait, no!"
You placed your hand in Lohen's. His fingers clasped around yours; they fit together perfectly.Â
Lohen smiled. "Honestly, I think I'm in love with you."
You blushed even harder. "Huh?!"
Lohen spoke casually. "Oops, didn't mean to say that out loud."
He definitely did.Â
Another A/N:Â I had to look up how a bazooka works because that's essentially what reader was designing lol. Also had to look up the science behind recoil from guns. I'm lowkey stupid so hopefully I understood it enough...
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đŐ. .ŐđŚŻ: [LOTS OF CURSING] I watched an ig reel, got pissed off, made this
Say it to my face!
Lohen (Genshin Impact) Ă Reader
If a bitch-ass incel ruins a perfectly good day by bad-mouthing your boyfriend, show everyone exactly why he fell for you... by punching a bitch!
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You and Lohen are a force to be reckoned with. You, the epitome of sweet, and him, chaos incarnate. You're a simple baker in the outskirts of Mondstadt, living in a dainty house, slightly near the port. He's the vice captain of the fifth company, and a deranged one at that. It leaves certain men thinking: how did this lunatic score a baddie, much less someone as sweet as you. What everyone else doesn't know, however, was that while you are in fact soft and sweet, there was a reason why Lohen is head over heels for you.
"You see that baker? Yeah. She's so fucking sexy." You have been scowling for the past ten minutes over this very annoying man, who looked like he doesn't shower for days, the kind that sat on his ass while shit talking heroes that did more good this day than he ever did his whole life. The customer in front of you smiles apologetically, telling you just how annoying the man outside is. You could only nod. "Such a shame she's so in love with that fuckass murder twink. I don't understand what she sees in him." You hear him say, and your blood boils. "I could definitely one-up him in a fight. It just takes one swing and boom. No more boyfriend." You excuse yourself, and from your station, you exclaimed,
"How about you say it to my face!" The hullaballoo came to a stop as you walk over to the incel. He's scared shitless. Why do you sound not sweet and soft?? Hello?
"What? You scared now? You've come so far! Why now are you pulling on my dick?"
"My god, chill. It's just a fun little joke. Women are so sensitive these days." He pulls up his hands in feigned surrender.
You 'tsk'ed, crossing your arms. "Yeah even your joke's bigger than your dick."
"Excuse me?!"
"You heard me! Your brain is like a drop of slime condensate, I've never seen one so small and so smooth. Genuienly, the fuck kind of clown are you? You act like I'd leave Lohen for you, when Barbatos knows I'd rather jump from his cathedral statue than be in a relationship with you."
"Yo chill. You won't know until you try real manly dic-" The sound of skin-to-skin contact echoed. You had punched the living daylights out of this creep, shocking both other customers, and your boyfriend, Lohen, who had drop by from his little patrol around the port. He's amused, lovestruck even. The bitch laid unmoving, actually unconscious on the ground. You eye one of your co-waiters, leaning at the counter with a heavy scowl.
"Please take him outside before I tie weights on his legs and drown him by the lake." You rub tour temples, extremely annoyed. He seemed to just throw the guy out, scared out of his mind.
"Actually. Do exactly just that. I doubt anyone would miss him here, he's so fucking annoying." You cleared your throat, and smiled apologetically to the customers. "Sorry ya'll had the see that. How about a free taste test, hm?" You pull out a tray of mini pastries from one of the displays. "Just to take our minds off that." The customers continued talking, some standing to enjoy free food. They give you a weary smile, your loyal customers sweat dropping, and your new ones absolutely traumatized. No one was used to seeing you all riled up and pissed off in that manner. Usually, it's little clicks from your tongue. This time, it's a whole storm. For Lohen, however, it's just the way he likes it: unadulteratedly you.
Suddenly, arms wrap around you, and you feel your boyfriend's warm breath on your neck.
"You should... maybe punch me next, hm?" You sigh, patting his head,
"I swear some of the men in Teyvat need to die." Lohen giggles, nuzzling his head by the space between your shoulder and your neck. "I love it when you're so pissed to the point you punch the living daylights out of a man. Wish it was me."
"Girl, shut the fuck up. Also, that guy has been annoying this bakery for a while. Some of my girl customers would have probably killed him in the dead of night if he continued running his mouth."
"I would."
"Count me in. We'll bury him alive til he dies of suffocation."
I feel like Lohen and Wanderer are nicer than the fanbase tends to characterize them as. In the game, while battle crazy, Lohen is actually rather nice to Traveler & Paimon. (And I don't even need to get into Wanderer in game lol)
Wanderer and Lohen being soft to their partners. There's no need to be rough, they can get that energy out elsewhere. Sure, they still say weird stuff or act a little odd sometimes, but they aren't like rough or mean or keeping a vice grip on their partners, yanno?
Wanderer responding to compliments with insults that really aren't insults and have absolutely no bite in the tone. All the while definitely letting his partner invade his space far more than anyone else, and giving some degree of physical affection (even if it's just holding hands). "Yeah...well...your hair is a mess, you look like a Sumeru rose in the wind" or something. He's too tsundere to say the sweet things back right away, but he's hardly being mean, and his tone is more teasing or playful or sweet.
Lohen being gentle and cheerful with his partner. One can almost forget he's the same individual as the madman on the battlefield. That is, until... "If it's gifts you like, angel, I can happily bring back some ruin guard parts! Or, or, even some rifthound claws! Whatever's your favorite, you name it, you'll have it!" "Lohen, I meant something like flowers, or sweets, silly." "Ohhh, gotcha. I can do that too!"
Bonus: Lohen would also definitely offer to shred anything in his partner's nightmares. Not possible? Doesn't matter. He'll figure out a way. He looks so ready for the hunt that his partner actually believes him and it does actually make his partner feel better.
Anon THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT YES
I see this a lot especially with Lohen being headcanoned to be a yandere or obsessive and possessive over his lover/partners (seeing the illuhen ship) when that isnât his case at all, like you said when we see him heâs extremely respectful and kind even to venti which was just âa random bard that knows a little too muchâ according to him if I recall correctly yet he wasnât rude or hostile to anyone đ even in his leaked voicelines he isnât malicious towards the traveler but rather curious about them which reminds me a lot of Childe. I think lohen would use pet names like âangelâ and âmy loveâ so far. Iâve seen people say lohen needs someone to humble him, given what we theorize about visits and especially cryo ones he needs someone to understand him instead
Imo wanderer is just as an unfortunate case as Lohen because I think a lot of people donât understand the difference between scaramouche and him and or prefer scaramouche instead which messes up how he is perceived, just listen to how he talks to the traveler, paimon, nahida, Durin. People he is close to and comfortable with vs how he spoke to those people as scaramouche when we were enemies itâs very different and heâs even canonically called the traveler adorable, his teapot lines are so much softer and sweeter and even the voiceline where he muses he would have loved to take them to the harbinger feasts, which could definitely be seen as a intimate gesture even if it was because he found it funny itâs akin to being invited to dinner.
My girl don't want me cuz of my dirty laundry . . .
Dating a battle maniac wasn't easy, especially when he couldn't even do his own laundry.
Lohen x FEM!Reader
Dividers by: @/cursed-carmine and @/chateaubarnes
You knew what you signed up for when starting a relationship with the vice-captain.
He was always busyâmore busy about fighting hilichurls than running errants for the GrandMaster, but he was still invested.
You just didn't expect him to be so busy that he couldn't do his own laundry.
The basket in your shared room was full, clothes getting spread in the room because there was simply no space left in the basket. You felt like you were living on a mine field, you were avoiding stepping on shirts and pants like they were the plagueâthough It's mostly because they had huge blood stains as if that annoying rabbit boy killed a whole damn village.
You've been doing this four times already, picking them all up, spending an hour and half washing them all then having to fold and put them back in his closet. Four times this week, and It's only fucking monday.
And at this point you were done.
"Babe, I'm back!" Lohen announced, entering his warm home and taking off his boots. "I missed ya!"
No answer? That wasn't like you.
"Bunbun? Are you alright?"
Silence answered him and he didn't like that. "You're playing bratty today huh? What's this, a new way to work me up?" He jokingly said, acting as if he wasn't currently going crazy right now.
"Because It's working!" He yelled, hurriedly stomping up the staircase after not finding you in the kitchen.
He opened the Master bedroom's door, and again, you were not here. Except this time, you were not the only one missing.
Your pillow, your blanket and even your charger wasn't here. "Hah." He scoffed, looking behind the door just to make sure this wasn't a joke. "Oh you think you're funny huh?"
He checked every other room in the house, bathroom? Done. Attic? Of course you weren't there. Garden? Unless you were trying to be the earth fairy at 6pm, he wouldn't know why you would be there.
He just was in such a hurry that he didn't check the couch in the living room. You were here, in all your glory, scrolling on your phone to ignore the back pain you were starting to get.
"Babe? What the fuck are you doing here?"
"You're sleeping alone tonight."
"No? I-why??"
He started getting closer to you, to which you replied by a hand covering your nose and other hand telling him to step back. "Don't! You smell like metal."
"Well duh, it's bloodâbut seriously babe, why?"
"I'm staying here so I don't suffocate in the middle of the night by all the shirts you fucking leave lying around everywhere!"
"Ooh, so thaaaat is the reason. Got it."
Except that night, despite the knight apologizing again and again, you still didn't sleep with him. How could bunny sleep without his cuddle pillow?
He woke up with a headache, heartache and eyes bagsâall of them being caused by you.
Atleast now he won't leave his dirty laundry everywhere.
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firm believer that Lohenâs ring is a promise ring. he never, ever, EVER takes it off unless absolutely necessary. and thatâs like, extremely rare. even in battle heâll wear it; he believes it gives him strength from your love.
i think Lohen would just buy it himself, (or maybe even make it himself?) swearing his devotion to you. you donât need to wear a ring to match, not if you donât want. but him? you can cut off all his fingers and heâll still carry it around, heâd wear it on a necklace if that ever happened. trust him, he has backup ideas. anything to show that his heart belongs to someone.
if someone ever tries to court Lohen, heâll either:
subtly fidget with the ring and drop hints that it means something more than just a decoration. that itâs a symbol for the sweetest apple of his eye
shove it in their face and say that his heart has been claimed already. no âiâm sorry, iâm takenâ or âno thank you, i have a loverâ. just straight up âfuck offâ
sometimes Lohen will press a little kiss on it when heâs away on a mission, missing you. he hopes that through the ring, his small gesture will get to you. it fills him with love just looking at the silver band, a constant reminder that his lover is his whole world.
i think heâd place it on his ring finger a few times in private, pretending heâs already married. he canât wait for the day he can wear a ring on the proper finger to seal the devotion between you two. Lohen canât wait for the day he can finally call you his spouse.
Since you asked for Lohen x reader, how about this?
Lohen seems like the kind of guy who would be into parkour, like the extreme kind. So, he decided to take you with him (to a place that may or may not be very dangerous) to impress you with his skills, because he loves you very much and wants to show you how strong and badass he is. He even tries to convince you to try out some of his moves. Despite feeling nervous about it, you decide to try, only to end up in a dangerous predicament. Thankfully, Lohen was able to save you before things could turn fatal. You cling onto him out of fear from the incident, and he quickly comforts you. (Bonus points if he princess carries you home).
Sorry if itâs a little too specific, this is based off of a dream I had.
summary: When Lohen asks you to go on a date that entails showing off acrobatics, you accept. You were terrible at themâŚ.but youâd find a time to tell him that, right? (Plus Jean/Lisa and Eula/Amber mentions)
type: oneshot, vision holder!gn!reader x lohen, not proofread
warnings: slight mentions of sex
a/n: this is so amazing oh my gosh I love this request so much!! My acrobatics score is a flat freakin 0 so this was a VERY relatable thing. Hope itâs okay I snuck in my two fav wlw Mondstadt couples! Plus some Varka and Noelle bonding.
â⏠i know how to dream by Quiet Houses âŹâ
As late morning turned to early afternoon, your date with Lohen crept closer and closer. He had eagerly suggested you both go to some of the tall rock structures right outside the city and show each other the cool acrobatics you used when fighting monsters.
âTeaching each other new ways to slaughter monsters? I couldnât think of anything more romantic.â He had told you, a stupidly charming grin on his face.
So you agreed, you had cool moves you could show off, totally.
âOoo, ooo, and I can show you this one where I flip in the air and-â Lohen had began to describe excitedly before cutting himself off
âIâll stop there, itâs better to wait so you can see for yourself.â He finished his thought with a smirk.
âI trust the Vice Captain of the Fifth Company for the Knights of Favonius has many more elaborate acrobatic tricks than a common adventurer.â You stated with a nervous laugh
âAh ah ah, donât sell yourself short! Iâve seen you fight before. Iâm sure youâve got a few tricks up your sleeve.â He encouraged you with an energetic lift to his voice
You in fact had not a single trick up your sleeve, but he didnât need to know that. You and the Vice Captain had only just begun seeing each other and you didnât want him to think you were boring. You admired his eagerness for battle but you also were scared he may grow tired from your lack ofâŚ.battle prowess.
Truth be told, you were a pretty mediocre vision user. Honestly, you were surprised Lohen had even taken an interest in you to begin with. You had considered it was because he enjoyed a sparring partner that could put up a fight but eventually ended up at his mercy.
That was probably it, he did love the feeling of a training match well won. You never complained, his smirk of victory was a reward you liked much more than winning. Besides, it always ended with his face inches from yourâs, just waiting for you to lean in and kiss that stupid smirk off of his face.
Although, it wouldnât be too long before he longed for something more adrenaline inducing, right? If you knew anything about Lohen, it was that he loved to mix things up constantly. He would eventually grow tired of beating you at sparring after 100 or more different victories, then what?
If you didnât toughen up quick, Lohen would certainly leave you behind for a more skilled warrior. So, you agreed to his idea of a super romantic date, despite the nervous curl in your stomach. If you could keep him on his toes, believing you had more skill than you actually did, then maybe he would stay?
Well, he would at least stay longer than if you just acted like yourself.
But when the day came for your date, you were no better at acrobatics than when he had asked you a week ago. Not from lack of trying though, you could still hear Kaeyaâs smug laugh as he tried to teach you a simple forward roll.
âKatheryn please, there must be something you can give me.â You begged the lady behind her stand
âNo, we thankfully are all out of commissions.â She re-stated for what felt like the hundredth time
You worked for the Adventurers Guild in Mondstadt as of right now. Taking care of messily commissions that glory-seeking fighters and knights had no interest in. Occasionally, you would get a difficult one since you were a vision holder. It was always a monster the guild didnât have a lot of intel on or a new ruin mechanism roaming around.
However, on the day that you needed to be overwhelmed with work, there was nothing. Not a single slime terrorizing gardens or hilluchurl digging into food storage.
You had asked Katheryn if she could tell Lohen you were busy with a load of commissions when he inevitably came to her looking for you. However, she seemed to not be the most skilled at not telling the truth.
âIâm sorry, lying is not a skill I possess.â She apologized sincerely
âItâs okay.â You sighed, âhave a nice day Katheryn.â
Walking off, you decided to go with plan B, going to ask Jean if she wanted any help with paperwork.
Imagine your face when you knocked on the acting grandmasterâs door, only to hear silence.
âJean?â You called out hesitantly
âActing Grandmaster Jean is out for the rest of that day!â Amber informed you cheerily, descending the stairs from the upper floor of the Knights of Favonius headquarters.
âJean? Taking an afternoon off? I didnât take you for a liar Amber.â You joked with her
âIâm not! I swear!â She insisted with a bright smile, âshe went out with Lisa.â
âOn a date?â You asked eagerly
âYes!â Amber cheered, leaning in to whisper the details she knew like two kids share secrets. âI heard they were going to lunch, then sightseeing at Starsnatch Cliff.â
âFinally!â You exclaimed, feeling happy Jean had finally taken the librarian up on her request
âI know! Iâve been waiting for them to go on a date for ages.â Amber agreed, coming to stand beside you
âWell, any chance you have any work for me, oh great outrider?â You inquired with dramatic flare.
âHaha, not today, no!â Amber responded, âbesides, youâre busy today if I remember correctly.â
âI didnât realize intelligence gathering was in your job description, Amber.â You poked fun at her
âOh donât be silly, it wasnât hard to find out you had a date planned with Vice Captain Lohen. He was bragging about it with Kaeya in the foyer today.â She told you, giving you a cheery wink
Your mouth went dry from nerves.
âHe wasâŚ.he was what?â You laughed nervously
âYeah, he was going on and on about this awesome date he had with his amazing partner. He seemed really excited to see your âmonster killing tacticsâ.â She explained
âOhâŚ.yeahâŚâ You responded, your face heating up at the idea of such enthusiastic praise from Lohen
âYou seem embarrassed.â Amber pointed out bluntly
âNot embarrassedâŚjustâŚâ You started your explanation
âWaitâŚâŚ. is âmonster killing tacticsâ code for something else?â Amber teased, giving you a smirk
âNo, no, no.â You quickly assured her
âWhatever you sayâŚ.you know you can tell me anythingâŚ.â She continued
âWow! Look at the time! Iâve got to meet Lohen soon. See you later Amber!â You quickly ended the conversation, running off.
Truth be told, you had about an hours to kill before you had to meet Lohen, but you would rather wander around with a nervous feeling bubbling in your stomach than listen to Amber try and find innuendos where there were none.
In you spare time you went over to the training grounds to try and find some last minute acrobatics to bullshit. Your plan crumbled to bits when you saw grandmaster Varka sparring with Noelle. You couldnât embarrass yourself with those two around.
Instead, you watched them train for awhile. It put a warm sensation in your heart to observe Varka act like a fatherly figure to the kind-hearted knight in training. He assured her sheâd ace her exams next week.
âReally Noelle, youâre doing great! Even starting to give me a run for my money.â He laughed heartily, clapping her on the shoulder
âGrandmaster you donât have to lie to me, I know I have a lot of room for improvement.â She said earnestly
âWe all have room for improvement Noelle! Remember, practice makes progress.â He imparted his wisdom with a caring gaze
âYouâre rightâŚ..I just wish I could be ready for anything! Just like you.â She confessed with a sigh
âWellâŚ.Iâm sure I could get Lohen out here. Sparring with that youngster will certainly get you ready for the unpredictable.â He offered with a laugh
âAhaha, uhmâŚ..Iâm okayâŚâ she laughed nervously, declining his offer
âI get it, heâs not for everyone. You know, it still amazes me he was able to get a date with one of the adventurers guild members.â Varka whisper-spoke to Noelle, although it wasnât very quiet considering you could hear it.
âSometimes I watch other knights soar to try and gain tips.â Noelle began to explain, âand every time him and his partner he always ends up winning one way or another. Instead of being angry about the defeat though, they always just seem so lovestruck.â
âTo be honest with you, thatâs exactly what Lohen needs, someone whoâs willing to admire him for his antics.â Varka replied
âI couldnât agree more.â Noelle replied, âPlus, it keeps him from setting traps for the other trainee knights and I.â
They walked away laughing with each other and you felt a smile creeping onto your face. Sure, it was unhealthy to seek validation in others about your relationship but hearing them say you were good for Lohen made you smile nonetheless. You just hoped he shared the same sentiment.
You heard the bells of the chapel ring, indicating it was five in the evening. Which, meant you needed to meet Lohen by the city gates. Your stomach stared to curl with nerves again, but you ignored it as you rushed through the city.
As you approached, Lohen was standing by the city gates, leaning against the stone wall effortlessly. He was twirling his dagger in his gloved hand, the silver blade reflecting the early evening sun.
Truth be told, you could have stood there for ages and watched him. What with how effortlessly his gloved fingers moved the blade. The way his eyes werenât even laser focused on his tricks either, but rather casually staring off into the partly cloudy sky.
âYou donât have to hide behind a pillar to stare at me angel.â He said, turning his head to you.
âI wasnâtâŚ.okay, I was staring.â You admitted, walking towards him
âI donât blame you, Iâm quite skilled in preforming tricks with my dagger.â He bragged, giving it a final spin before placing it away in one of his pockets.
âWow, so humble.â You praised sarcastically
âI know, itâs one of my many wonderful attributes.â He said smugly, bumping shoulders playfully with you.
âDonât get too overconfidentâŚâ You playfully warned
âOr what?â He asked, turning to face you
âOrâŚ.IâllâŚâ You began to speak, but as you tried to come up with something that sounded vaguely threatening, his face only grew closer to yourâs.
Your noses were practically touching, your brain scrambling to come up with a clever and flirtatious way to end your statement.
âAw, your first time threatening a Vice Captain?â He challenges, looking at you with pity
âNoâŚ.you justâŚ.youâre really close to my face right now!â You blurted out
âSay the word sweetheartâŚ..and Iâll move.â He declares, a haughty smirk on his face
You canât decide whether you want to punch him or kiss him, or both. Heâd probably like it more if you did both.
âAre you enjoying yourself?â You asked in a slightly exasperated voice
âVery much so.â He confessed quietly
He leaned in slowly, his lips hovering over yourâs, and you felt your heartbeat begin to pick up its pace. Closing your eyes, your stomach began to churn with something that wasnât nervousnessâbut insteadâ anticipation.
You didnât realize you too had been leaning in, anticipating a kiss, until he yanked his face away, and you feel forward into him.
His laughter rang out as he lightly held you, helping you balance yourself again.
âHey! What was that for?â You questioned in an aggravated voice
âFor getting me all worked up, only to leave the threat unfinished.â He answered with a smile, as if it was the most obvious justification in Teyvat.
Leaning down, his lips barely touching your ear, he spoke in a low voice.
âFinish the threat, and we can pick up where I left off.â
Your face was scorching with heat, the cause a mixture of attraction and aggravation. Normally, this kind of encounter would have made you spiral with doubt about his want to stay with you, but not this time. You were about to punch him in the shoulder when you heard a familiar voice call out to you.
âHey! Funny running into you again!â Amber greeted, walking up to you and Lohen with Eula not far behind her.
âOh, hi Amber! And Eula!â You greeted cheerfully, turning to face them.
âHello, and hello to you as well Vice Captain.â Eula addressed you both with her usual cold formalities.
âI was just tagging along with Eula to practice dancing! Sheâs been promising to teach me how to waltz.â Amber explained, her eyes bright with excitement.
âAww, that sounds so sweet!â You replied with a smile.
âNot as thrilling as what Iâve heard you and the Lohen will be getting up to.â Eula commented
âI promised Iâd show them some of my epic moves.â Lohen explained proudly, âplus, they even agreed to demonstrate a few of their cool tricks.â
âWell, I hope you two have fun showing each other your âmonster killing tacticsâ.â Eula remarks
Your brain recalled the similar phrasing from the earlier conversation you shared with Amber. Oh archons, there was no telling what she had blabbed to Eula about.
âWe will, you two have a wonderful time waltzing away.â Lohen replied with a polite smile.
âAlright, well you take care of them Vice Captain! Be safe, and try to stay in a secluded area for the sake of others.â Amber comments with an exaggerated wink, before bidding you both farewell.
You gave a deep sigh, gently squeezing the top of your nosedive with two fingers. You would never understand how the outriderâs mind worked but you loved her nonetheless.
âWhat mischief does the outride think weâre getting up to this time?â Lohen asks sincerely, beginning to walk with you towards the rock structures near the outside of the city.
âWell, she thinks showing off âacrobaticsâ and âmonster killing tacticsâ is somehow code for sexâ. You explained, rolling your eyes with amusement.
Lohen let out a genuine laugh before turning to you with a smirk, leaning in.
âWell, I wouldnât be opposedâŚ.â
âYou wanted to show me your cool flips and tricks, weâre doing that.â You insisted, ignoring the small part of your brain that wondered what would happen if you gave into his teasing.
âAlright, alright, I hear you.â He laughed, taking your hand in his as you both grew closer to your destination.
âYou know, the knightâs actually call it âparkourâ instead of acrobatics.â He informed you with excitement.
âAnâŚ.interesting nameâŚâ You pondered
As you reached the rock clusters, Lohen immediately let go of your hand and climbed one of the taller rocks.
âThis one has taken out many Hillichurl shooters.â He brags, readying himself for the stunt.
You watch as the Vice Captain runs a few paces before throwing his dagger while simultaneously propelling himself into a flip. He lands perfectly, catching his dagger as it falls.
âNormally Iâd be yanking it out of a dying enemy.â He explains with joy as he lets out a relieved breath.
âWow, impressive.â You praise him, a genuine look of second your face.
âOo, you should see this one!â He insists with childlike joy
He climbs the larger rock again, though this time he paces forward towards you. It all happens so fast, him jumping off of the rock, twisting in the air as he pulls his polesrm free. Before you know it he has the tip of the spear point directly at your heart.
âThis is where Iâd stab the monsterâs heart out and claim it as a trophy.â He tells you, breathing heavily from the physical exertion
âI appreciate you for keeping mine out of your collection.â You joke with a smile
âIâll have it someday, and itâll be my prized possession.â He tells you with a giddy smile
Your eyes flash with a scared look for a moment, your brain conjuring up a terrifying image of him stabbing you in the dead of night.
âNo, no, I meant that metaphorically.â He assured you
You breathed a sigh of relief, laughing a bit at the odd encounter.
âI think itâs time you show me some of your moves.â He suggests, anticipation prevalent in his voice.
âOhâŚyeah! Iâve got a really awesome one planned.â You assure him, moving to climb up the rock.
You really hoped he didnât notice the wavering in your voice, or the hesitance in your movements. You had almost mastered a forward roll when training with Kaeya, how hard would it be to do one of those while descending off of this tall rock structure?
It was amazing how easily you gaslit yourself into believing you could do a front flip off of this rock. All in the name of impressing the stupid Vice Captain. You readied yourself, and began to pace forward to gain momentum.
It would have been awesome if you could have done your flip, or even attempted it. Although, clearly the Archons had other plans for you. Before you could even make it off of the rock, a piece of the edge crumpled off, causing you to lose your balance.
You tried to spin around in the commotion to possibly grab onto the newly formed edge of the rock. All that did was leave your ankle screaming in pain and you now falling backwards off of the structure.
You closed your eyes and prayed that Barbatos would let the wind carry you away. Your teeth were grit in preparation for the hard feeling of Mondstadtâs ground against your back.
Archons, Lohen was certain to leave you after this! The Vice Captain of the Fifth Company couldnât have a partner so inept in acrobaticsâŚGAH, you couldnât even remember the stupid name it was called.
You could see the scene play it behind your eyes shut tight in the milliseconds you fell.
He would let you down easy while running that bright green healing potion on his dagger. Telling you he loved your company, but just wanted someone that could keep up with him better.
You felt yourself gasp when a pair of arms caught you. Your eyes were still glued shut and your brain was a mess of fear and scenarios of Lohen breaking things off with you. There was no room for you to process that you had been caught.
âHey, hey, breathe, Iâve got you.â Lohenâs familiar voice rang in your ears, his tone soft.
You opened your eyes slowly, attempting to slow your breathing.
âAs heart-stopping as you are, I donât think the enemy would catch you. So, maybe donât try that one in battle.â He teased, looking down at you with a lighthearted smile.
You let out a small nervous laugh, becoming acutely aware of how you were pressed against the knightâs chest. You could hear his heart beating, and it was beating fast. This close to him, you smelled a faint scent of spearmint on his clothing. It made you want to nuzzle your face in closer.
âI canât do acrobatics, shit, I mean, parkour.â You blurt out quickly, your face twisted in nerves.
âSo you were stringing me along in believing you had some amazing tricks up your sleeve?â He promoted you, his tone unreadable much like his facial expression.
âYes, yes, Iâm sorry. I shouldnât have lied.â You confessed, your face contorted in guilt.
Before he even got a chance to say something else, a confession came spilling out of you.
âI just didnât want you to think I wasnât incapable of keeping up with you. You know, you always win when we spar and I know that has to get boring for you. I thought if I didnât have any cool battle tricks you may realize how bland of a fighter I am and end up breaking things off. Youâre the Vice Captain after all and you like to stay on your toes. I didnât want you-â He cut your nervous blabbering off with a hearty laugh.
âYou think you donât keep me on my toes?â He asked with a small laugh, âi just had to catch you after you were about to attempt a trick you were clearly way out of your depth to preform; yet you convinced yourself otherwise.â
âHeh, I guess if you put it like thatâŚâ You responded, casting your gaze downward in embarrassment at your now clearly irrational thought process.
He gives you a rare comforting smile, before beginning to let you balance on your own two feet.
When you attempt to stand, your twisted ankle folds under your weight, causing you to fall back onto Lohen.
He caught you with two gloved hands, steadying your figure.
âOoph, looks like someone isnât walking home.â He comments playfully
You let out a defeated sigh, wondering how in Teyvat you were going to make it back to your place with an injured ankle.
You felt Lohen move to pick you up. One arm snaking around to support your back, while the other rested through the crook of your legs. You were pressed firmly against him again, and that began to make your head spin.
âLohen, you canât possibly carry me all the way-â You began to lecture him before he cut you off.
âAhdadada, donât go doubting me. Iâve carried Mitachurl carcasses longer distances.â He insists, swatting away your worries as he begins to walk
You both fall into a comfortable silence as he walks the short distance back to the city. Truthfully, you never wanted this to end, what with the butterflies whizzing around your stomach as he held you. It was a scene straight out of a romantic Yae Publishing House novel.
âYouâll need to ice your ankle when you get home.â He instructed you
âIâm sure a certain cryo vision holder could help me with that.â You replied with a smile
He let out a soft laugh before agreeing.
âYou still owe me a kiss too.â You added as he neared your home.
âAh, nice try angel, but you still owe me a properly finished threat.â He responded with a smirk.
âI swear to Barbatos himselfâŚâ You start with an exasperated tone
You notice Lohen start moving his face closer to yourâs. A move that somehow, every time, makes you scramble.
âDonât leave the archon himself waitingâŚâ He says a low voice with raised brows and an annoyingly attractive smirk.
You let out a deep sigh, then look up to the evening sky.
âMay he forgive me for my sinful thoughts.â You say in an exasperated voice
âOh? Thinking about showing me some of your monster killing tactics when I get you home?â Lohen prompts you, his smirk turning into a teasing one and his eyes beginning to shimmer with mischief.
âIâm thinking about punching you in the gut and crawling the rest of my way home.â You threatened bluntly.
âHe leaned in again, his nose touching yourâs as he spoke.
âEven better.â
You felt his lips meet yourâs and you eagerly accepted into the kiss. You both leaned into the moment, you pulled away for a breath before he placed his lips onto yours again. You both exchanged kisses, each one becoming more heated than the last. Your cheeks were blazing with heat and you felt your breathing become heavy. Not to mention the butterflies that had previously been in your stomach felt like they were on fire and begging you to continue.
You hoped your neighbors wouldnât question the Vice Captain of the Fifth Company holding you on your doorstep, or the fact you were making out with him.
Archons, youâd never hear the end of this from Amber.